New UK Knife Laws Are Comming!

Someone should tell the guy "Hands kill people too, let's ban them too!"

They'll be proposing a limit on finger length soon. :jerkit: :D

I read the one comment by the guy from France. Things are really sad when the French are making fun of you. :eek:
 
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If stupidity were a crime, jackasses like this would never see the light of day again.

He is part of the problem - he can't find his own butt with both hands and a flashlight (or torch, for those in the UK). People like him who try to remedy a particular problem in any society while blindly attacking an object, not a root cause, never accomplish anything, only making things worse for the law-abiding citizens, better for the unlawful scumbags.:barf:

Kitchen knives? When are they going to wake up? Kitchen knives are the most readily suitable household object for cutting/stabbing. Take away knives, they will go to screwdrivers. Take away screwdrivers, they will go to the next readily available object, etc. Like, duh! Hey, he might as well promote a law announcing mass amputation of the UK population's frigging fingers so they won't use them as weapons!:rolleyes:
 
He is part of the problem - he can't find his own butt with both hands and a flashlight (or torch, for those in the UK). People like him who try to remedy a particular problem in any society while blindly attacking an object, not a root cause, never accomplish anything, only making things worse for the law-abiding citizens, better for the unlawful scumbags.:barf:

Kitchen knives? When are they going to wake up? Kitchen knives are the most readily suitable household object for cutting/stabbing. Take away knives, they will go to screwdrivers. Take away screwdrivers, they will go to the next readily available object, etc. Like, duh! Hey, he might as well promote a law announcing mass amputation of the UK population's frigging fingers so they won't use them as weapons!:rolleyes:

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Yes, and the pic is a classic for phrases!

Can you think of some phrases to match the pic?

How about

"You are now 0WNED!"
"I'll tell you what OWNAGE means!"
"I've got my eye on the rest of your rights!"
"You have a nice day now..."
"You're fired."
"If you think that's good you'll like the Population Control one"
etc. etc.
 
I am so glad that my ancestors "opted out" of the British Empire in the 1770s. Things are bad enough here in the USA, but nothing compared to England......
 
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