New Years Resolution

Horn Dog

Horn Dog

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1. Stop buying knives I don't need.

2. Stop buying ammo I don't need.

3. Stop eating food I don't need.

4. Stop lusting after women I don't need.

5. Stop drinking beer I don't need.

Trouble is, I am needy.
 
I was with you until the ammo thing. That's just ridiculous. The way to offset that is shoot more so you DO need that ammo. :D
 
Horn Dog said:
1. Stop buying knives I don't need.

2. Stop buying ammo I don't need.

3. Stop eating food I don't need.

4. Stop lusting after women I don't need.

5. Stop drinking beer I don't need.

Trouble is, I am needy.
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You have a shot at #1 through #3.

Not even The Duke would attempt #4 and #5.

Never attempt the impossible. It just pisses the Maker off.:D
 
Horn Dog said:
1. Stop buying knives I don't need.

2. Stop buying ammo I don't need.

3. Stop eating food I don't need.

4. Stop lusting after women I don't need.

5. Stop drinking beer I don't need.

Trouble is, I am needy.
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So, Basically stop living.
 
With a resolution like that, all that's left is to form the noose you're going to need.

Something about all work and no play. redrum, redrum!
 
#1 - Try college...again.

I remember ten years ago leaving high school and thinking "Four years?! That's a Fking eternity!" Now four years is like "Oh, four years? Alright I'll bang that out..."
 
Horn Dog said:
1. Stop buying knives I don't need.

2. Stop buying ammo I don't need.

3. Stop eating food I don't need.

4. Stop lusting after women I don't need.

5. Stop drinking beer I don't need.

Trouble is, I am needy.
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Save me the last bullet. I don't want to swim in a roped off sea.
 
Not to hijack this thread. Well, really, yes to hijack this useless thread since there is no sense in starting another useless one: Have yall ever looked around and figured who's got the best BFs name? My vote goes to sparrowfart. Now, that is a cool name!
 
as to #2, I did that years ago.
there's no .380 ammo in my closet - don't own one, so I obviously don't need the shells...
#3: I don't need avocado or asparagus, so that's pretty easy, too!

#1 - if i stop buying them, they'd likely throw me in jail for stealing them, so that's out!
#4 - that's just crazy talk!
#5 - how about if i meet you halfway and stop drinking beer I don't like? lotta good electrolytes, vitamins, and trace minerals in good beer...
 
Mine are....

1. buy a new motorcycle
2. get out in woods more
3. RAT stateside course
4. stop f**king my ex wife and find one just a little less crazy
 
drew1095hc said:
Mine are....

1. buy a new motorcycle
2. get out in woods more
3. RAT stateside course
4. stop f**king my ex wife and find one just a little less crazy
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Was # 4 intended for me? I didn't know she told you.
 
drew1095hc said:
no Jeff...this was all mine...she might even be a little crazier than your used to....Ask the shottys...theyve met her:D
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You get finished with her then send her on down my way. Crazy chiks are the way to go.
 
Horn Dog said:
1. Stop buying knives I don't need.

2. Stop buying ammo I don't need.

3. Stop eating food I don't need.

4. Stop lusting after women I don't need.

5. Stop drinking beer I don't need.

Trouble is, I am needy.
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That is very honorable of you, I'll help you, send me all the stuff you don't need. minus pyscho redheads, I've already got more than I can handle.
 
Your avatar is not a partial body picture of her, is it?
 
Well the idea was that some of you might actually have resolutions of your own instead of trashing mine! Congrats to those who did. The key word in all my resolutions was need. If I need another knife, I'll get it. Same with ammo, food, beer and women. :D
 
Horn Dog, my list NEEDS to look alot like yours!...but!.. if I gave it all up I would'nt have a reason to live! I NEED my vices and they NEED ME! As for wacko-ex's, I have a few. It seems that I'm drawn to the neediest, most whacked-out chicks (even if they are gorgeous) out there! And Jeff, yes!, Sparrowfart is outrageous! It makes me wonder about some of the creative minds around these forums!
 
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