New Years Resolution

[R.A.T.]

It seems that I'm drawn to the neediest, most whacked-out chicks (even if they are gorgeous) out there!

We have the same disease brother, but some of mine are just damn ugly.

 

[imaginefj]

You get finished with her then send her on down my way. Crazy chiks are the way to go.

They are the only variety in existence so you're in luck.

 

[imaginefj]

Well, there are actually a few purchases I need to make. And more things I need to sell. Umm...and relationships both horizontal and vertical that I need to work on.

 

[Shipwrecked]

I think im gonna buy a knife for every pound i lose...........that's way too many knives.......

 

[Capt R]

Your avatar is not a partial body picture of her, is it?

That's funny!!

 

[EK20]

That is very honorable of you, I'll help you, send me all the stuff you don't need. minus pyscho redheads, I've already got more than I can handle.

I'll take any hot redheads no one wants. Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed and all that noise.

But seriously...my resolutions are to de-stress my life some before something bad happens, drink more beer, buy more knives, make some money, etc, etc.

 

[adaman04]

Your avatar is not a partial body picture of her, is it?

You, Jeff Randall, just won the internet. Bravo sir! I'm laughing so hard the dog went crazy and is running back and forth at warp speed.

All of you with woman issues just need to remember that they are ALL crazy, it just varies by CURRENT level of craziness and at which poin the REAL crazy will reveal itself. The only way we have survived as a species is that some women lure men in by postponing the crazy until after procreation.

 

[drew1095hc]

You, Jeff Randall, just won the internet. Bravo sir! I'm laughing so hard the dog went crazy and is running back and forth at warp speed.

All of you with woman issues just need to remember that they are ALL crazy, it just varies by CURRENT level of craziness and at which poin the REAL crazy will reveal itself. The only way we have survived as a species is that some women lure men in by postponing the crazy until after procreation.

calling bs on this one....they don't postpone it....we just don't notice it as much because we are still getting laid then.....

 

[tonym]

but some of mine are just damn ugly.

Your avatar is not a partial body picture of her, is it?

Now it makes sense, If that avatar reminds you of a part of one of your ex's, than you are definately going about your dating all wrong..

Is this one of them crazy ex girlfriends of yours?