Come on fella's, you know how it's going to be!
I'll show pictures, everyone is all excited. That's where the coolness ends.
Where can I pre-order?
Nowhere
Details, Details, Details....
Don't have any
When, When, When?...
I don't know
Why, Why, Why?...
I don't know
How Much, much, much?...
I'm not sure...yet When will you, when will you, when will you?...
Don't know
Hello Kershaw Customer Service? Who, What, Where, Why, and How much?...x 100
What are you talking about sir/madam? Thomas said, said, said...
Oh him again...
Mr./Mrs. Dealer calls...Why does my customers know about this knife before me?...
I don't know Give me all the details...
Don't got any
I'm sick of waiting so long, why do they talk, talk talk, and never deliver in a timely manner?...It's coming...I promise...
See, see, see, the problem?
What to do, what to do, what to do?