You're right, Texas is definitely nothing special. Spread the word around Cali
Yup, nothing to see around here. Definitely not much going on.
Just tell them all it's like Level Land Texas, when I worked in the oil fields in the late 70's all I seen was tumble weeds, plowed cotton fields, dust every where and no trees to be seen any where. I hated that place and it made me think all of Texas was this way. I ended up in OK and then to the beautiful Ozark woods in Mo.