No darn table’s going to get the better of me!

[btmccutcheon]

Roll Call.
Lieutenant Flitz...sah
Sgt Steelwool....sah
Private Pipe-Cleaner...sah
Trooper Toothpick......
....TOOTHPICK yeew orrible little man get on parade.....sah
Obersturmbahnfuhrer Von Oil....sah
General Softcloth....sah
Yeew slovenly soldiers.

We are a multicultural platoon here at the Queens own Yorkshire Foot and Mouth Regiment

I thought Major Whetstone and 1st SGT Strop were a part of this unit.

 

[Jack Black]

I thought Major Whetstone and 1st SGT Strop were a part of this unit.

They have just been dealing with this miscreant!

 

[btmccutcheon]

They have just been dealing with this miscreant!

I see they've had quite an impact slimming that one down. Excess weight obviously won't be tolerated in this unit.

 

[Jack Black]

I see they've had quite an impact slimming that one down. Excess weight obviously won't be tolerated in this unit.

That one was half-starved when it got here!

 

[btmccutcheon]

That one was half-starved when it got here!

Ah, well fine soldier indeed! I can see he's had good breeding. Get him back into shape and back into the field. He's still got some fight left.

 

[Jack Black]

Thank you sir, I might take him into the field tomorrow :thumbup:

 

[meako]

Whetstone and Strop are currently on a Long Range Patrol. A bit hush hush.

 

[meako]

Whetstone and Strop are currently on a Long Range Patrol. A bit hush hush.
Hey why do I feel like this is morphing into a McHales navy episode or better still "HO-Gaaan!"

Split! here come the goons.

 

[Jack Black]

 

[meako]

Ive only got two words to say about that movie and the first one is Julie.:thumbup:

 

[Jack Black]

Ive only got two words to say about that movie and the first one is Julie.:thumbup:

Ah Julie (swoon), and he leaves her for a carton of milk

 

[Old Hunter]

Mmm, I wonder about you gents - Soldier On!

 

[Jack Black]

Mmm, I wonder about you gents - Soldier On!

:thumbup:

 

[meako]

I wonder about us as well
[video]https://youtu.be/CJ9KkgGB4Kk?t=33[/video]