Originally posted by Knovice:
Alternative weapons?
Metal ruler - carry in hip pocket of painter's pants, perfect place for it.
Piece of heavy gauge natural rubber tubing, like what some of those heavy duty sling shots have. Can whip it, or sling it or snap it. About 18 inches worth rolls up on the pocket quite easily.
Laser pen light - Might now be outlawed in some states but if you do lectures and have a geek pocket protector with a compass and protractor...use of a laser to distract should be obvious.
Baseball cap - good and handy, whipped off head into the opponent's eyes all of a sudden, with no telegraph - very effective.
Long handled flashlight - maglite -used- to make a 5-cell AA flashlight. Very nice, and thin, but relatively thick aluminum tube. Now it's hard to find the next best, a 6 cell C battery flashlight. Feels just like a heavy rattan in length and heft. Carry in loop in painter's pants, also.
Roll of heavy medical adhesive tape. Makes for a quik set of bag gloves, wrap around knuckles 2-3 times. Saves on getting cut by the opponent's teeth, if you have time to get it out, etc.
Roll of coins, fist load.
Old wallet, with old cards in it. If accosted by strong arm wannabe, throw the wallet south, run north. Very effective, as the thief always goes for the wallet, giving you a big headstart!
"Texas tie" (metal tipped) - if you can stand the embarrassment of wearing it, heh, using it as a flail. Also be aware of using anything the opponent has on his body/neck to grab and pull in while striking him.
Little squirt bottle (about 3 inches tall, flat. Find in any Hiking/sporting stores. Fill with 1/2 cloudy ammonia, and water. A quick squirt can chase off those doggies that wanna bite your ankles when jogging. How else you use it is up to you! ;-)
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