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Last night I went to see some extended family that was passing through town. It was my wife's cousin and a friend of the cousin. Anyways we were all standing around the table and I got out my knife to open a box, a Buck 442. Nothing scary right, almost as normal looking a knife as you would see anywhere. It wasn't like I had my Scrapyard 711 out to open a letter from Santa. Those two young ladies would probably have left and went to the closest hotel which is about 35 miles down the road from my in-laws if I had been carrying something of that sort. Anyways my father in law is a rancher and my wife grew up hunting so nothing I do ever surprises them.
However the look on her cousin's and friend's face was as if I had just pulled a rattlesnake from my pocket and asked them to kiss it on the head. I could see clearly on their face that both of them were uncomfortable being in a room full of people and a knife being in full view. After I got done opening the box I closed the knife and slid it back into my pocket and I could see that was some relief to the both of them. The part to me that was so funny about the whole situation is the wife's cousin is in culinary school and uses knives every day at school and her job. The cousin's friend is going to be a field biologist of some sort for the next year and I commented "you should get a swiss army knife or some type of knife you can use as a tool in the field if needed." Anyways no one was harmed, no babies cried, not even the dog farted, but the non-knife cousin and her friend were both clearly shocked that people carried such items on their person as she stated "I have a lot to learn about the South".
However the look on her cousin's and friend's face was as if I had just pulled a rattlesnake from my pocket and asked them to kiss it on the head. I could see clearly on their face that both of them were uncomfortable being in a room full of people and a knife being in full view. After I got done opening the box I closed the knife and slid it back into my pocket and I could see that was some relief to the both of them. The part to me that was so funny about the whole situation is the wife's cousin is in culinary school and uses knives every day at school and her job. The cousin's friend is going to be a field biologist of some sort for the next year and I commented "you should get a swiss army knife or some type of knife you can use as a tool in the field if needed." Anyways no one was harmed, no babies cried, not even the dog farted, but the non-knife cousin and her friend were both clearly shocked that people carried such items on their person as she stated "I have a lot to learn about the South".