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woke up to 3/4" of snow - supposed to be 26 tonight.
going camping this weekend.
 
I've got a little buzz on after a couple of stronger brews. After losing so much weight, it doesn't take much anymore.
Thinking about ramping it up a notch with a martini and then running naked through the neighborhood.
 
Guyon said:
I've got a little buzz on after a couple of stronger brews. After losing so much weight, it doesn't take much anymore.
Thinking about ramping it up a notch with a martini and then running naked through the neighborhood.
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Don't forget the Machaxen!
The nieghbors won't know what to think when they see a whirling dervish wielding dual BK4's!
 
tradewater said:
I can't believe they are calling for snow flurries here tonight.
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I'm down for anything that zaps the blooms and the associated pollen.
I realize it sucks for crops and such; on the other hand, I was already starting to get that tickle in my throat and chest from pollen.
Today's rain storm was most welcome as it knocked down the pollen count considerably.

Jonny1280 said:
Don't forget the Machaxen!
The nieghbors won't know what to think when they see a whirling dervish wielding dual BK4's!
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Wish I had two RBK's. Sold my early model to Moose though. I could go with the RBK and a Siegle Jungle knife.

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The good news is I made some money this year.
The so-so news is, April 15th isn't here yet.
The bad news is, I'm still working on my taxes and I can't just file an extension because I KNOW that I am gonna owe the gubmint some more money :mad: and until I finish, I won't know how much. :mad: And if I don't send in enough, I'll get penalized and have to pay even MORE money.
 
tradewater said:
I can't believe they are calling for snow flurries here tonight.
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Weird here, too. 85F yesterday and likely flurries tomorrow night. Blood Moon, the oceans are full of six-pack rings, earthquakes and tornadoes all over, beef/bacon shortages... maybe the world is finally coming to an end. You know what that means...

Time to quit paying bills, eat whatever you want and take up hard drugs!
 
A facebook friend of mine just posted this one.... True story - names omitted to protect "the embarassed".....

She was making supper and her 7 y.o. daughter asked if she could help. She told he daughter that yes, she could help by making the Oreo pudding and handed her the package of pudding mix.

She left the kitchen for a minute and soon heard banging in the kitchen. When she went back to the kitchen, her daughter was on a stool beating the pudding packages with a whisk.

She asked her daughter what she was doing.

The daughter replied "The instructions say "Beat pudding mix with whisk for 5 minutes." so I am".

She missed the part about combining the mix with a cup of milk in a bowl.
 
The planets are not aligned for me today! I planned on sneaking in a purchase of a BK14 with getting my brother inlaw's birthday present. Store was sold out:( also to add insult to injury in this very same store I found .22 ammo. They had 4 flats of 10 packs. 2220 rounds for $113.50 Winchester hollow points. Now if I came back with that I would have been shot :/ my brother inlaw picked up two just because haha.
 
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The planets are not aligned for me today! I planned on sneaking in a purchase of a BK14 with getting my brother inlaw's birthday present. Store was sold out:( also to add insult to injury in this very same store I found .22 ammo. They had 4 flats of 10 packs. 2220 rounds for $113.50 Winchester hollow points. Now if I came back with that I would have been shot :/ my brother inlaw picked up two just because haha.
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I HATE Hollow points! They jam more than anything and blowup small game (cowbird swallowed a hand grenade). I'd almost rather not shoot......
 
mountainmist said:
I HATE Hollow points! They jam more than anything and blowup small game (cowbird swallowed a hand grenade). I'd almost rather not shoot......
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they ricochet less and I haven't had the jamming problem. I don't often shoot critters, and never with a .22 so I don't have that problem...
 
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