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I'll bet you're the one.

Mammy always said my daddy ran off to Cal-ee-forn-i-aye.

Any chance of back payments on the child support you owe me?
 
Guyon said:
I'll bet you're the one.

Mammy always said my daddy ran off to Cal-ee-forn-i-aye.

Any chance of back payments on the child support you owe me?
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Sure... but I'd need to get the 17 years of child labor in exchange.
 
Guyon said:
I'll bet you're the one.

Mammy always said my daddy ran off to Cal-ee-forn-i-aye.

Any chance of back payments on the child support you owe me?
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Actually it can't be.... no son of mine would be a "bait fisherman" that catches planted trout:p :p
 
Tasty critters they were. You'll get no apologies here.

Next time you cut yourself on a GW, could you send a blood sample my way for a paternity test?
 
Guyon said:
Tasty critters they were. You'll get no apologies here.

Next time you cut yourself on a GW, could you send a blood sample my way for a paternity test?
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Hell just go get yourself a good single malt and have them run the test on that. It is about the same chemical composition as my blood.:cool:
 
If Lagavlin has enough elements in common with Jack Daniels Single Barrel, you will be hearing from my attorney in the coming weeks.

Meanwhile, I reserve the right to call you Pappy.
 
I wish you both were around here last time I had a paternity debate with my first X-&@!?. Too funny, my Cockspur and Coke just rinsed my sinuses.:D
 
Guyon said:
If Lagavlin has enough elements in common with Jack Daniels Single Barrel, you will be hearing from my attorney in the coming weeks.

Meanwhile, I reserve the right to call you Pappy.
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Last time I played darts I ordered a Scotch and there wasn’t enough in the bottle to make a full drink so the bartender just reached back without looking and grabbed for the new bottle and ended up topping the glass off with a bourbon. Then she asked me to try it and see if I'd wanted to drink it.

I nearly spit it out on the bar, the flavors just didn’t get along!!!.

So see that is why we fight all the time, it is in our blood.
 
Tony G said:
So see that I why we fight all the time, it is in our blood.
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ya know tony, it's a sentence just like that that makes me not want to drink scotch. next time i'm in SF i'll let you know, and if you don't go drinking with me i'll not be responsible for your sentence structure from there on out. i'll make sure i get ahold of solstice and gimmejr as well, one of us is going to get converted and my sincere hope is that we're all bourbon drinkers by the end of the night. maybe harrisons?, although i was sorely dissapointed last time i went there... hopefully between the three of you you can find me a good steak and whisk(e)y joint.

Winston
 
Winston Smith said:
ya know tony, it's a sentence just like that that makes me not want to drink scotch. next time i'm in SF i'll let you know, and if you don't go drinking with me i'll not be responsible for your sentence structure from there on out. i'll make sure i get ahold of solstice and gimmejr as well, one of us is going to get converted and my sincere hope is that we're all bourbon drinkers by the end of the night. maybe harrisons?, although i was sorely dissapointed last time i went there... hopefully between the three of you you can find me a good steak and whisk(e)y joint.

Winston
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I'm glad you caught that -I literally never saw it.:cool:
 
Tony G said:
I'm glad you caught that -I literally never saw it.:cool:
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i hope you don't think i'm trying to be the grammar police, i can't even use the shift key most of the time ;) . i just saw an opportunity to talk about bourbon and figured i'd take it.


Winston
 
Winston Smith said:
i hope you don't think i'm trying to be the grammar police, i can't even use the shift key most of the time ;) . i just saw an opportunity to talk about bourbon and figured i'd take it.


Winston
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My girlfriend is an editor and writer.... she just calls herself the "Grammar B*tch".

But boy do we have issues!!!.... like me misusing "less" and "fewer". And me saying "who cares they still pay me $300 an hour and they don't care as long as they pay less tax in fewer countries". Or is that fewer taxes in less countries or less tax in less countries:confused: :confused: :confused:

This is why Skunk and I get along... he has no idea either:thumbup:
 
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