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The perfect knife is born and under 100 bucks!
Course, on the other hand, why would that be so outrageous
Mark
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The perfect knife is born and under 100 bucks!
Course, on the other hand, why would that be so outrageous
Mark
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" Knife Collectors Are Sharp People - Most of the time that is! "
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LOL, the ideas are getting good. Here's a few more.
Mad Dog, creates his own church and becomes a pastor and starts selling hard chrome plated rosary beads.
Marion David Poff is found out to be a sissy puuko.
Cliff, is not a human at all, but a little known race of snowman/big foot.
All knife makers put a clause in their warranty's that excludes Bigfoot's breakege, except for Busse.
Chris Reeve's runs out of African names for his knives and moves to australia.
Cobalt is found to be a good nuclear fuel and all cobalt alloy knives are confiscated as weapons of mass destruction.
Rob Simonich goes to Canada.
Walt Welch has no knives all his knives were cobalt based.
The Jedi Sabre is perfected by lightfoot. Heck he sure looks like Darth Vader without the mask.
Bernard Levine finds excalibur and sends it to Ed Fowler for his opinion. Fowler breaks it and sends it back saying that it was heck of a great sword, that took a hydraulic press to break it.
Levine is convicted of murder.
Mad Dog, creates his own church and becomes a pastor and starts selling hard chrome plated rosary beads.
Marion David Poff is found out to be a sissy puuko.
Cliff, is not a human at all, but a little known race of snowman/big foot.
All knife makers put a clause in their warranty's that excludes Bigfoot's breakege, except for Busse.
Chris Reeve's runs out of African names for his knives and moves to australia.
Cobalt is found to be a good nuclear fuel and all cobalt alloy knives are confiscated as weapons of mass destruction.
Rob Simonich goes to Canada.
Walt Welch has no knives all his knives were cobalt based.
The Jedi Sabre is perfected by lightfoot. Heck he sure looks like Darth Vader without the mask.
Bernard Levine finds excalibur and sends it to Ed Fowler for his opinion. Fowler breaks it and sends it back saying that it was heck of a great sword, that took a hydraulic press to break it.
Levine is convicted of murder.
Les Robertson and Ernie Emerson kiss and make up and become really good buddies.
Home Shopping Network sells new tacticals made out of aluminum foil......wait.....I'm suppose to think of things that probably WON'T happen.....skip the last one then.
Kevin McClung and Mike T. kiss and make up and become really good buddies.
Everybody who just kissed and made up and became good buddies all gather around a camp fire, hug a tree and sing Kumbaya!
Ross T.
Doesn't it just give you the warm fuzzies....
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Home Shopping Network sells new tacticals made out of aluminum foil......wait.....I'm suppose to think of things that probably WON'T happen.....skip the last one then.
Kevin McClung and Mike T. kiss and make up and become really good buddies.
Everybody who just kissed and made up and became good buddies all gather around a camp fire, hug a tree and sing Kumbaya!
Ross T.
Doesn't it just give you the warm fuzzies....
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PETA and the SPCA partner with Bladeforums and it's loyal cast of Makers and Dealers in a new forum entitled
"The Best Knife for Carving Condor"
Brandon
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"You should never never doubt what nobody is sure about..."
"The Best Knife for Carving Condor"
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To follow up on Les & Ernie:
Les buys a limited edition run of Emerson customs, with jigged bone handles and mokume bolsters. To complete the "impossible", the knives are delivered in a timely fashion.
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"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, the bear eats you."
Les buys a limited edition run of Emerson customs, with jigged bone handles and mokume bolsters. To complete the "impossible", the knives are delivered in a timely fashion.
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"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes, the bear eats you."
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Velitrius, dont give Cumberland any ideas, OK?
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Free Shipping ? Hmmmm.
I come into a fourtune, and continue to wreak havoc for a very long time.
Dealers realize that I am making a profit on 98% of what I sell.
Cumberland Knives creates CODE 911 Pricing, and manipulates the 911 system into an order hotline.
I get out of bed on a weekday, to find there is NOT a pile of UPS and FEDEX boxes all over my front porch.
I come into a fourtune, and continue to wreak havoc for a very long time.
Dealers realize that I am making a profit on 98% of what I sell.
Cumberland Knives creates CODE 911 Pricing, and manipulates the 911 system into an order hotline.
I get out of bed on a weekday, to find there is NOT a pile of UPS and FEDEX boxes all over my front porch.
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Membership rockets to 12,000 in two weeks after the launch of the "Readers' Wives with Knives Forum", involving traditional 'artistic' poses whilst holding their husband/partners pride and joy.
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An expedition to Newfoundland uncovers Ciff Stamp's true identity:
A forty-something year old bitterly divorced woman whos's husband has run off with a younger woman.Her condition, later diagnosed as Phallic Rage Syndrome, is found to be the cause of all of "Cliff's" knife breaking.
Also,I see Tim Herman giving up on the art kife business to produce his masterpiece:the Combat Patrol Sliver.A four inch black Aus6 bladed,Zytel handled ,Thumb disk opening,linerlock beauty.Subsequently wins Blade magazine knife of the year
James Mattis.I think his evil side will take control this year.Instead of rules of order and constructive pacifism I see him kicking ass and taking names
troy
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A forty-something year old bitterly divorced woman whos's husband has run off with a younger woman.Her condition, later diagnosed as Phallic Rage Syndrome, is found to be the cause of all of "Cliff's" knife breaking.
Also,I see Tim Herman giving up on the art kife business to produce his masterpiece:the Combat Patrol Sliver.A four inch black Aus6 bladed,Zytel handled ,Thumb disk opening,linerlock beauty.Subsequently wins Blade magazine knife of the year
James Mattis.I think his evil side will take control this year.Instead of rules of order and constructive pacifism I see him kicking ass and taking names
troy
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Mad Dog brings out a curvy new blade called "The Lewinsky"... Strangely nobody from this forum thinks it sucks... or even inhaled.
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Mad Dog brings out a curvy new blade called "The Lewinsky"... Strangely nobody from this forum thinks it sucks... or even inhaled.
The U.S. postal service stumbles across the huge pile of knives that they have lost over the past ten years and decides to have an enormous giveaway for Bladeforums members.
Emerson begins a "10 Day Or Free" shipping policy on all of their knives.
Case decides that enough is enough and vows to only make 4" Trappers with black plastic handles.
The "Good, Bad, and Ugly" forum is closed due to lack of member participation.
Those little locks that are used to shut down all the really cool threads become valuable collector's items.
The Surgeon General announces that balisongs and autos are a necessary part of a healthy daily regimen.
Mrs. Brady is spotted at a local firing range sighting in her customized AK-47 with a Battle Mistress strapped to her side.
The little Smilies used in the forums are joined by Smellies. This feature gives the Forumites the ability to add the appropriate aroma to their comments.
Cliff Stamp forms the Knife Antideformation League and attempts to eliminate knife abuse.
Spyderco finds that the original design for the hole in the blade concept was actually just a coffee stain on the diagram.
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Emerson begins a "10 Day Or Free" shipping policy on all of their knives.
Case decides that enough is enough and vows to only make 4" Trappers with black plastic handles.
The "Good, Bad, and Ugly" forum is closed due to lack of member participation.
Those little locks that are used to shut down all the really cool threads become valuable collector's items.
The Surgeon General announces that balisongs and autos are a necessary part of a healthy daily regimen.
Mrs. Brady is spotted at a local firing range sighting in her customized AK-47 with a Battle Mistress strapped to her side.
The little Smilies used in the forums are joined by Smellies. This feature gives the Forumites the ability to add the appropriate aroma to their comments.
Cliff Stamp forms the Knife Antideformation League and attempts to eliminate knife abuse.
Spyderco finds that the original design for the hole in the blade concept was actually just a coffee stain on the diagram.
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Dave
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Attention: Some assembly may be required. Batteries not included.
HermanKnives
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ackkkkkk!
ben e, you forgot the big screws
WOW
the patrolbigmeantacticalurbanhermanitekillersliver w/screws!
look out!!!
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ben e, you forgot the big screws
the patrolbigmeantacticalurbanhermanitekillersliver w/screws!
look out!!!
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In an effort to use time proven materials in blade making, knife makers start to use stone.
And Cliff Stamp isn't able to break one during testing.
Spyderco starts making balisongs . . . and still manages to put a hole on them in a place where they are of use.
The earth runs out of metal.
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Simon Yu
"I look at it this way. If things get much worse I'll be too dead to care."
And Cliff Stamp isn't able to break one during testing.
Spyderco starts making balisongs . . . and still manages to put a hole on them in a place where they are of use.
The earth runs out of metal.
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Simon Yu
"I look at it this way. If things get much worse I'll be too dead to care."
Spyderco gives everyone in the Military a Military! I like that one!!!
Busse knives become less expensive than Pakistan made tin knives, but with Busse's same high quality.
Maybe that's a little far, but you get the idea.
All models of folding knives come in both right and left handed models for the same price
(Sal, Spyderco Military)
All knives are availible in any steel, M2, INFI, ATS, etc.
Free overnight delivery of much anticipated orders!
Yes, I'm waiting for a knife, again!
No wait on any of the above options, order it and the next day recieve it by Fed-Ex.
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Do it right,or not at all.
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Busse knives become less expensive than Pakistan made tin knives, but with Busse's same high quality.
All models of folding knives come in both right and left handed models for the same price
All knives are availible in any steel, M2, INFI, ATS, etc.
Free overnight delivery of much anticipated orders!
Yes, I'm waiting for a knife, again!
No wait on any of the above options, order it and the next day recieve it by Fed-Ex.
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Riley
Do it right,or not at all.
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ok....just a few i thought i'd throw in...
Busse "procures" a nuclear warhead to test their thory. They strap all the knives to it, and detonate. Now for the unlikely bit
. Some of the knives are destroyed.
Someone starts a thread titled "what is the best folder?" and sebenzas don't get mentioned.
I stop spending all my time on bladeforums and start doing my work.
Makers stop claiming that their knives are used by SEALs/UDT/Green Berets/Delta Force/Force Recon/101st/etc.
Cold Steel Admit that the Battle Mistress is stronger than the trail master, despite being thinner.
Cold steel admit anything that makes them look even slightly inferior.
Everybody on the forums (correctly) decides that i am superior, and sends me all their knives for the benifit of humanity (and my collection)
James
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All knives are created equal, then i get my dirty big hands on them and the real fun begins.
Busse "procures" a nuclear warhead to test their thory. They strap all the knives to it, and detonate. Now for the unlikely bit
Someone starts a thread titled "what is the best folder?" and sebenzas don't get mentioned.
I stop spending all my time on bladeforums and start doing my work.
Makers stop claiming that their knives are used by SEALs/UDT/Green Berets/Delta Force/Force Recon/101st/etc.
Cold Steel Admit that the Battle Mistress is stronger than the trail master, despite being thinner.
Cold steel admit anything that makes them look even slightly inferior.
Everybody on the forums (correctly) decides that i am superior, and sends me all their knives for the benifit of humanity (and my collection)
James
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All knives are created equal, then i get my dirty big hands on them and the real fun begins.
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We all find out that Star Trek was a documentary, not SciFi, and 'replicators' are real. Even better, they held back on the mind-computer interface. Now, all you have to do is think of exactly the knife you want, drop in a quarter, and with that little noise, there it is. With the ready availability of knives, lawmakers decide that they are out of their league and just scrap all knife laws.
--JB
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