Order up!! Loaded "pedc"

Agreed, I think the word is out, its all down hill for us little guyz now... LOL
We will have to do rotating shifts to keep on top of it..
 
:o
I was so impressed with their work,I told everybody!
After my first emails from Chris,I promised I'd help get the word out....so I invited maybe 50 of my online KnifeVultures I mean friends to come over here & take a look.

Then I made comments about BA's fine work,but that it was over my current budget.....he prob'ly figgererd: I'll get rid of this annoying oldhippiestageriggerrebelheathenisticoutlawbiker, so he posted: 'Would I give $100,for a Backwoods Custom Knife,sight unseen?'

(Has a cat got a climbing gear?)
(Has a snake got a low ass?)
(Does the Pope wear a beanie?)
(Would I sleep with Oprah,for 1% of her money?)

So,before he could retract his {Foolish As Hell}[exceedingly generous](choose one answer that fits ) offer,I used SpeedFinger to post,"I'll take it!" while simultaneously: holding my breath,punching up PayPal,and peeing just a few drops....

Meanwhile,out on that Left Coast,my friend: tower2 was fixated on cornering the market re: custom Hinderer Knives....not the run-of-the-mill box-stock 18's & 24's like everybody else was slobbering over....we're talking: custom Ti scales made from a re-fit of the space shuttle....one set of scales was made from the handle of Trump's hairbrush....one set of scales was made from an adult toy,owned by Arnold's ex-wife,the ex-governess....

And the whole time,my friend tower2 had also engineered one of the biggest,most voracious MoneyPits ever seen on EDCForums,a little thread he named:
Save Me From Myself: DO-NOT-READ-IF-YOU-DON'T-WANT-TO-SPEND-MONEY!!!! in which he and Biker Trash and sveqs and tonester and GRIFFINHAWKS and IMWILSON show off their very latest acquisitions,and cause us meer <low income> mortals to have LUST in our hearts...

Anyhow,tower2's little sinful thread is now 24 pages long,and over 950 posts.....and has single-handedly done MORE to stimulate the economy than...never mind. :foot:
As proof,this will take you to the last page in his Corruption Of The Masses:
http://edcforums.com/showthread.php...EAD-IF-YOU-DON-T-WANT-TO-SPEND-MONEY!)/page24

But something you should know about tower2: his underhanded,devious ability to create toolEnvy,and cause even his closest friends to spend serious $,updating their gear.EDIT: serious $$$$$. :mad:

In fact:That man :cool: could sell a ketchup popsicle to an Eskimo bride in a white dress!
:eek:

My professional opinion: the man may be incorrigible....:o

Then: I got my (first,in a long string of) KFU knives,the prettiest of the EDC knives he has made so far! :D ....mine is the one with the Red Mallee Burl handles....so I posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...

Next,within a week,my BA Surprise $100 custom arrived,and I posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...

Soon after,tower2 got that gorgeous sumbitch with the Subliminal Damascus Skull hidden in the pattern from BAand he posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...

Thru BA & KFU,I 'met' Daniel Fairly,of Daniel Fairly Knives....and now I want one of his Colorado Ti knives,too,dammit...and trying to fight ChopperLust....

Now: IMWILSON just got one to show off,and he ain't got a single hair on his ass if he don't post that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...

Hold up on that,IMWILSON,we may be shooting ourselves in the foot,screwing the pooch,shitten in our own mess kits....maybe we better keep this on the LowDown...as they say,nowadays.

All who know Gnarly well,knows that Gnarly loves a good Controversy...and he's not above starting one....

But it's getting harder to even SEE the post about either BA or KFU's knives before they're sold....dammit.

Sadly enough,we have a feeding frenzy on our hands....self-fueled....and alas & alack: it may be too late to call in Damage Control....

Then: the Knifemakers who have condemned us to Perpetual Poverty here have GoneOnVacationFerGawdsSake.

Now what?
:rolleyes:
 
Yeah man,WTF? I thought I was going to have a good chance of winning the collaboration knife, then next thing I know there are people coming out of the BACKWOODS for the kfu/backwoods. Guess I seriously better ask Bill to make a custom white micatra with green liners now, or I'll never get one.
 
Don't worry Gnarly, I've got a hairy ass. Just waiting for the last one I bought from Bill to arrive, then I'll post
pics of all 4 of my KFU/Backwoods knives - KFU EDC, KFU Bushcraft, Backwoods Game Getter Backwoods PEDC-
here and at EDCF.
 
IMWILSON said:
Don't worry Gnarly, I've got a hairy ass. Just waiting for the last one I bought from Bill to arrive, then I'll post
pics of all 4 of my KFU/Backwoods knives - KFU EDC, KFU Bushcraft, Backwoods Game Getter Backwoods PEDC-
here and at EDCF.
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:thumbup:

So far,you're the only man :cool: I know with 4,bought here!

:D
 
IMWILSON said:
Don't worry Gnarly, I've got a hairy ass. Just waiting for the last one I bought from Bill to arrive, then I'll post
pics of all 4 of my KFU/Backwoods knives - KFU EDC, KFU Bushcraft, Backwoods Game Getter Backwoods PEDC-
here and at EDCF.
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AHHH, you got the "game getter", congrats. That one was calling my name. I would like to see more pictures of that one. I've been carrying my BA Drop Away in buckeye as my EDC. So far so good. That buckeye sure has alot going on in that grain.
 
milkyeye said:
AHHH, you got the "game getter", congrats. That one was calling my name. I would like to see more pictures of that one. I've been carrying my BA Drop Away in buckeye as my EDC. So far so good. That buckeye sure has alot going on in that grain.
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The BA Drop Away was freakinGorgeous,also!
 
Gnarly said:
:o

I was so impressed with their work,I told everybody!
After my first emails from Chris,I promised I'd help get the word out....so I invited maybe 50 of my online KnifeVultures I mean friends to come over here & take a look. Then I made comments about BA's fine work,but that it was over my current budget.....he prob'ly figgererd: I'll get rid of this annoying oldhippiestageriggerrebelheathenisticoutlawbiker, so he posted: 'Would I give $100,for a Backwoods Custom Knife,sight unseen?'
(Has a cat got a climbing gear?)
(Has a snake got a low ass?)
(Does the Pope wear a beanie?)
(Would I sleep with Oprah,for 1% of her money?)
So,before he could retract his {Foolish As Hell}[exceedingly generous](choose one answer that fits ) offer,I used SpeedFinger to post,"I'll take it!" while simultaneously: holding my breath,punching up PayPal,and peeing just a few drops....
Meanwhile,out on that Left Coast,my friend: tower2 was fixated on cornering the market re: custom Hinderer Knives....not the run-of-the-mill box-stock 18's & 24's like everybody else was slobbering over....we're talking: custom Ti scales made from a re-fit of the space shuttle....one set of scales was made from the handle of Trump's hairbrush....one set of scales was made from an adult toy,owned by Arnold's ex-wife,the ex-governess....
And the whole time,my friend tower2 had also engineered one of the biggest,most voracious MoneyPits ever seen on EDCForums,a little thread he named:
Save Me From Myself: DO-NOT-READ-IF-YOU-DON'T-WANT-TO-SPEND-MONEY!!!! in which he and Biker Trash and sveqs and tonester and GRIFFINHAWKS and IMWILSON show off their very latest acquisitions,and cause us meer <low income> mortals to have LUST in our hearts...
Anyhow,tower2's little sinful thread is now 24 pages long,and over 950 posts.....and has single-handedly done MORE to stimulate the economy than...never mind. :foot: As proof,this will take you to the last page in his Corruption Of The Masses:
http://edcforums.com/showthread.php...EAD-IF-YOU-DON-T-WANT-TO-SPEND-MONEY!)/page24
But something you should know about tower2: his underhanded,devious ability to create toolEnvy,and cause even his closest friends to spend serious $,updating their gear.EDIT: serious $$$$$. :mad:
In fact:That man :cool: could sell a ketchup popsicle to an Eskimo bride in a white dress!
:eek:
My professional opinion: the man may be incorrigible....:o
Then: I got my (first,in a long string of) KFU knives,the prettiest of the EDC knives he has made so far! :D ....mine is the one with the Red Mallee Burl handles....so I posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...
Next,within a week,my BA Surprise $100 custom arrived,and I posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...
Soon after,tower2 got that gorgeous sumbitch with the Subliminal Damascus Skull hidden in the pattern from BAand he posted that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...
Thru BA & KFU,I 'met' Daniel Fairly,of Daniel Fairly Knives....and now I want one of his Colorado Ti knives,too,dammit...and trying to fight ChopperLust....
Now: IMWILSON just got one to show off,and he ain't got a single hair on his ass if he don't post that picture on EDCF,and a few other Forums as well...
Hold up on that,IMWILSON,we may be shooting ourselves in the foot,screwing the pooch,shitten in our own mess kits....maybe we better keep this on the LowDown...as they say,nowadays.
All who know Gnarly well,knows that Gnarly loves a good Controversy...and he's not above starting one....
But it's getting harder to even SEE the post about either BA or KFU's knives before they're sold....dammit.
Sadly enough,we have a feeding frenzy on our hands....self-fueled....and alas & alack: it may be too late to call in Damage Control....
Then: the Knifemakers who have condemned us to Perpetual Poverty here have GoneOnVacationFerGawdsSake.
Now what?
:rolleyes:
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Gnarly, all seriousness, how much damn Jack did you consume before composing all this . . . . . :D :D :D
Be safe.
 
Gnarly no hard likker; Gnarly soft likker!

Gotta stick to beer....found out over 30 years ago: ALLERGIC to hard likker.....except good 'shine.

Hard likker makes me break out in rectums.

A couple times,it almost made me break out in handcuffs.

Good 'shine causes Gnarly to hallucinate....

No,wait; that's peyote....went walkabout in my head again....Got Buttons?

Nevermind; that was years ago.

Like Eric Clapton once said,"The past is a foreign country; we did things differently there!"

WTF were we talking about? Bras that lift & separate?

Good 'shine; that was it!

Really Good 'Shine makes me renew both my poetic & prosaic license.

Some folks claimed: it causes me to ramble,even worse than usual....I have a great unbridled imagination....it runs on and on forever;longer than a drunkard's dream.

But I quit hanging out with those whiny manbitches.
 
gnarly said:

gnarly no hard likker; gnarly soft likker!
gotta stick to beer....found out over 30 years ago: allergic to hard likker.....except good 'shine.
Hard likker makes me break out in rectums.
A couple times,it almost made me break out in handcuffs.
Good 'shine causes gnarly to hallucinate....
No,wait; that's peyote....went walkabout in my head again....got buttons?
nevermind; that was years ago.
Like eric clapton once said,"the past is a foreign country; we did things differently there!"
wtf were we talking about? Bras that lift & separate?
Good 'shine; that was it!
Really good 'shine makes me renew both my poetic & prosaic license.
Some folks claimed: It causes me to ramble,even worse than usual....i have a great unbridled imagination....it runs on and on forever;longer than a drunkard's dream.
But i quit hanging out with those whiny manbitches.
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. . . . Gnarly, you tell me only beer, and you answer back with the original post's little brother . . . ??? :confused:
Too funny my good man, absolutely too funny, always able to put a grin on my face.
Good stuff buddy.
Be safe.
 
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