OT: Tell me bout Montana

Montana. Been there. Nice place. It snows there. It's cold there.

It aint no Southlands though. Biscuits and gravy, Apallachian beauties, pickup trucks, moonshine, churches made of stone. If I had to move anywhere west of the Mississippi, it'd have to be Texas. :D

Oh yeah... stay south of the Mason-Dixon too! Just my pitch to keep the dirty hippy on this side of the world! :D :D :D :footinmou
 
Hey Higgy.....what are you going to do when you move South and find out there aren't any Moose to hunt? :confused:

I guess you have Moose there.
 
I wouldn't live in Idaho again. Raghorn lives in the best of what is left. The rest of the State is in process of urbanization. Yes, by comparison to many states ID is a heaven- I wouldn't throw away a chance to move there from Hell. (as I did once)
But the two Rocky MT west states for me are Wyoming and Montana. The pop is still small- though if you move to a place like Bozeman MT you'll have shades of Calif.

Weather is not as big a problem as many think. Most of us spend our time indoors mostly anyway. And when you can go out and walk- you have miles to do it in and no crowd.

But I warn anyone thinking of moving to heaven- you can't get there from here. People are the same. There are some real rats out here. When your truck breaks down you'll have help though.

I live in Eastern Montana, where we moved to from Sheridan Wy.


munk
 
You need to check out the Ozarks. Hot in the summer, cold in the winter -- just like it should be. :D
 
You buy big and the price per acre falls way down. Buy a parcel and get around 2000 an acre or less depending upon what the land is. It's going up- even in Eastern MT. I do not wish to go to Western MT. Bozeman looks like a suburb now. I did not get to do this- we bought from the ground up- but if a guy sold a house in NY or Ohio he could easily get a lot for his money here.

I won't promise this to every one- but I got one acre of timber against a BLM mountain, a 3300 sq foot house with detached garage for 95000 and I paid up. The locals thought I paid too much. A very nice house and cabin, with much less than an acre in the same place just sold for 150000.

I see old farmhouses for sale for nothing.


What I was trying to say about the snow was that it melts off in most places. For all this month, here in Nov, I could ride my Mt Bike.

I can fish everywhere. There are elk and deer and antelope and Mt Lion.

My kid attends a one room school house. They still celebrate God at the Christmas Play ever year. I'm not a zealot by any means but recognize the benefits of a cohesive society around me.

Just don't expect heaven. I've a real a_-- h-- neighbor. Ignorance is proud of itself here like anywhere. But it isn't going to kill you to be from the big city. I was ten years ago. Screw em. You are what you are. And that means more than any jacket from "Ca.' infers. Just don't be one of those jokers who arrives, loves it, and then wants to end the MT Lion hunt and votes against the mining initiative.

munk
 
Must be human nature to turn where they are into where they came from. Thanks for the info. As long as it's got water and heat and a phone, I'd be happy to be out in the middle of heaven.
 
I don't know about that Mark. Where I live is a good question. I moved here because it was country and if I had to leave the mountains, at least I could be in the country.

I never asked for anything to change.

Then they put an interstate through. The Yuppie types decided they could live in the country and commute to work within 30 minutes.
When they moved here, they decided the roads were too crooked and dangerous.
The stores were too far away.
This one really irritates me....they had allergies to smoke so everyone needed to stop burning leaves (or anything else).
They needed more police protection (That one is legitimate because I'd like to do a few of them in myself)


Anyway, it's selfish, self centered people who want to change everything to their liking.
 
Interesting thread. Things have gone pretty badly at work this year and the wife and I have been thinking of cashing in our equity and bailing on Kalifornia and going somewhere where there's more desirable politics, a lower cost of living and a more relaxed lifestyle. The idea of no mortgage payment and living away from the traffic is very appealing. I think Montana and Idaho are too cold for me but have been thinking a lot about Oregon. From what I can tell I could get enough land to have a decent sized house (instead of my 1150 sq ft tract house) and a reasonable sized shop to put my machines in. Any opinions there?

John
 
John, Oregon is nice but you better have a job to go TO. It took me looking all up the coast and I finally had to go to Portland to get work. I paid $50 dollars more (for a studio apt.) than my 1200 sq. ft house costs now in NC. It is cheaper than California, alot prettier IMHO and the people are nicer. Just stay away from anyone named Mathew or Bill Vaughan (my previous employers) :D .

It was nice to never have to pump your own gas though and the weather is forging weather 10 months out of the year. Bring a raincoat....you'll be wearing it :D

Not kidding about the job market in Oregon - it took me almost 3 months to find work and I an a versitile kind of guy.
 
Guy's
as a native of this place i say Montana sound's pretty good , everyone there does something great they Drive to get somewhere!
Portland has changed very badly in the past 10 years . if you plan on living here you better give up on the idea of Pounding beacuse people will bitch and moan about the noise . personally i can't wait to get out of here . the traffic sucks from 7 am till noon then about 2:30 till 7 pm nothing but people driving just to pass the time . it really pisses me off i drive to get somewhere not speeding mind you im talking about being able to drive 35/40 mph . Houses are becoming quite Expensive average starting price for something livable is $200.000 easy . Taxes are another thing here they keep sneeking in another one here and there , would you believe they have a Tax for living in the biggest county in oregon metro ? No Bull here ! im not trying to sound bitter here but i would love to live somewhere i wasn't taxed / screwed over by the local city / county government .
 
Pinoy, it's starting to look like the whole country has been taken over by the soccer moms!

It may be I'm too old to go somewhere else. If I do, I won't have to worry about a job. Even if I don't sell the company, I can run it by remote control.

I want to go somewhere that I don't hate everyone. It used to be here but the spoilers have come here in droves. I used to make jokes about keeping a list of people I was going to go after when I lost what little mind I have left....but the list got too long.......so I started keeping a list of people I liked and kept it on a matchbook! :eek:

I want someplace that land is still cheap enough to buy 500 acres. Build my own house and hunt and fish the rest of my life.
When I was in high school, Montana was still begging people to come homestead.

Australia was not only begging for homesteaders, they were paying people to come!

Where have all these people come from?......If I can figure that out, maybe I can help them go home! :D
 
blgoode said:
If you can look at the Cascades Mountain range in Washington State. AWSOME!!!!
Also look around Washington State or Oregon. Very nice!!
Whatcha tryin' to do to us here, Brian???? We are already over-crowded and over-Californicated. ;) Tell 'em the truth about western Washington state....that it rains 365-and-a-half days per year and when the sun shines, the humidity is so high you get steam-fog banks off all the pavement. That's what I tell folks in trying to keep them away.

Factually, the Seattle area was recently named "The Most Over-priced Place" in the United States. IMHO that was a slam-dunk. Jobs have evaporated to where college grads are bagging groceries and the prices for goods & services are aimed at the working professionals (docs & lawyers). Boeing laid off something like 40,000 workers over the last few years, then blows optimistic smoke up our skirts when they re-hire a couple hundred of them back. There are enough Microsoft millionaires and relocated Californians who cashed their way out of that state to keep the overheated and over-inflated real estate market here afloat a bit longer. I'll pray for my friends here when the inevitable "correction" comes about.

The cost of housing here is astronomical, which is good for me since I am trying to sell my house now. For comparison with your corner of the USA, typical house prices here are currently about $200k-$300k in the cheaper areas and running $400k-$1mil+ in the nicer neighborhoods. FWIW, you can get houses in the $150k range in outlying areas, but the long commute, lack of security (ignorance is proud of itself here too), or lack of amenities makes those areas pretty untenable. Unfortunately, I will be looking to buy in a nearby market for an acre or two of land to put up a big shop & a 1,700-ish sq ft custom house. Land will hopefully only run me about $20k per acre, if I'm lucky.

Governmentally, we've got an idiot run-amok who doesn't recognize the term "REPRESENTATIVE government" with too much time on his hands who keeps putting "let the people run themselves" initiative end-runs on every ballot, which when the cheap-a$$ relocated Californians pass them erodes the tax base even further. And then they whine about the roads & bridges deteriorating into pothole farms that will damage their precious BMW/Lexus/Hummer SUV's or Porsche Boxters on their way to Starbux or the mall to catch the latest "gotta see it before my coworkers" movie pablum. Flippin' idiots. :rolleyes: :mad:

The Seattle/Tacoma metro area, which is effectively squeezed between Puget Sound and the Cascade Mountains, now encompasses so much territory that it is crawling up into the foothills of the Cascades with little-to-no diminishing of house prices as you go out from the city centers, no matter how far out you are. We keep showing up in the "worst commute" cities listings as well. If you can get to work in under a half-hour (without backups) you are living close-in enough. Commutes in the one-hour-plus range are not at all unusual. Rush hour is about 06:00-10:00 and 15:00-19:00.

With all that complaining aside, when the sun shines here, it's as pretty a place as I've ever seen. It is gorgeous. But realize that it is insanely expensive to live among that beauty. As the others said, "Have a job to move to." Western Washington state has become like Colorado, Montana, parts of Wyoming (Jackson Hole & Yellowstone area), Nevada (Las Vegas), New Mexico (Santa Fe & Taos), and Arizona (Phoenix or Sedona). Virtually all of Matt's (Pinoy Knife) comments on Oregon apply here as well. Like Peter said, "The whole country has been taken over by the soccer moms!"
 
You on the Great Yup Coast have no one to blame but yourselves. I see you are solidly in Blue America. Won't be too long before the cities get around to doing something about all those arms you have, and make.

Same thing happened to California. There is still a beautiful Ca, but it's harder to find. There are still true folks, but they're running scared.

You'd have to drag me kicking and screaming to return to CA, and to resettle to OR or WA. Now, if a fellow could get the right deal and right place in OR or WA it would be OK. There's lots of good folks there being surrounded.

Truth is, though, it's not just Kalifornians; it's the sons and daughters of those in WA and OR who are just as 'advanced' as those from the Golden State.

munk
 
Don if you get that 500 acres , mark me off a section with some eastern exposure. I'll keep sentry duty in that location and report any dead intruders :) Nah I'll just bury them and tell you when I see you.
 
RokJok said:
Whatcha tryin' to do to us here, Brian???? We are already over-crowded and over-Californicated

I love it!! :D Wet is the main word to remember. But that also means...GREEN.
Just too purty not to mention Washington State.
 
Go east man

Western Montana has been destroyed by people from out of state. Myself I plan on retiring in eastern Montana (Glasgow/Miles City) as soon as I can get my kids through college. Great hunting, few people and great prices compared to the rest of the state. My sister still lives in Missoula and it is disturbing to see what has happened to that part of the state.

Best Wishes, John

Go Blue Ponies
 
Well, since a few here have ragged on us Kali folks, guess I'd better respond.

It's mostly true, the ones that live in LA or SF make the laws, they have the population. There are a lot of good folks here though, mostly in the central valley (farmers), and mountains (loners). I lived in the Sierras for a few years totally isolated from most people. Loved it, too.....

I've moved around some, though. Lived in Missouri twice. Too cold and too many ticks.....Lived in Texas 3 times. My dad is a Texan, from Lubbock. I lived in Huntsville, Gatesville, and Amarillo. Houston was a real bummer, but mostly I like Texas a lot. Good down to earth people. Moved back to Cal to be with my parent......they won't be around much longer....

Did a road trip to Oregon, and my wife lived there for years. Was looking for a place as you described. Closest I found was Grant's Pass for me. There was something about Oregon though...........not enough sunshine is the best way I can put it.

I'll stay here in CA. Have a cabin in the mountains, too. There are still some really nice out of the way places here if you want isolation.

Mike
 
There are good people in all fifty states. You can see that from all the forum members who dwell all over the country. This not to bash the good folks from Cal. but from reading this thread it sounds as though the rich, liberal hollywood types have wiped their a$$es all over Cal., f--ked it up and now they are in the process of f--king up several other states now. Maryland has been a sorry a$$ state for as long as I can remember. Liberals have taken over with their paraniod ways. Where I live is mostly rural (well for now anyway :mad: ) Used to be you could shoot a gun and people knew someone was hunting or target shooting. Hell now these a--holes from the city move up here and here a gunshot, they call the law! :mad: They get pissed when they smell manure or get behind farm equipment while driving. They want the country lifestyle but the city ways. If they can't deal with life in a rural area, stay the f--k in the city! We knifemakers and enthusiists should pick a state to live move there and kick everybody else's sorry a$$ out. :D Sorry for the rant.
Scott
 
Razorback - Knives said:
We knifemakers and enthusiists should pick a state to live move there and kick everybody else's sorry a$$ out. :D Sorry for the rant.
Scott

There was a movement to do just that awhile back. Just like when they took over San Franciso, and passed all those laws that really P*ss me off! I think it was Arizona...........anyway, a whole bunch of conservative types were trying to move there and control the local politics. Not a bad idea.......MIght take awhile, but this wouldn't be a bad plan. Later, just secede from the union or something....
Mike
 
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