Ha! That was genuinely funny.
I really am just farting around. You know I don't really care that much. Still, come on, has anyone ever broken one?
I honestly don't know what I would do to test this one out. I don't really want to. It's so pretty! Cut vegetables?/ Go out and cut vines?? I DO live in the woods, but I don't want to hack down a tree. The Real test are my toenails, but we won't go into that.
Here's one I can talk about from experience. Here's the Fox and Hound (Yes, a Pakistan Damascus) I use to cut branches:
Hey, I HAVE used this one. It's a good knife. It's fit and finish are great, there are no gaps. The maker obviously used artistry in the design. Despite chopping hard, nothing has shaken loose. Yes I've sharpened it, but it's always been pretty damn sharp to me. It's not like I ever NOTICED having to sharpen it. I just did it when I went out, or not... whatever. It's sharp, damn sharp. I wouldn't want to get cut by it.
Certainly, the blade isn't coming apart, certainly!
To tell the truth, it's a pretty good looking knife and it still is!
Get one, they're great for chopping off branches when you in a climbing stand. I'll tell you that cause I know.
It's a good knife, good as any, better than most. I don't know anything about cheaply made.
There, that's a review from someone who has actually owned and used a Pakistan Damascus knife.