I realize their are some younger teenagers on the forums as well as grown men. But it seems like just about everyone complains about not getting something fast enough, or waiting for the mail man. Sounds more like a bunch of elementary age kids on Christmas. What happened to waiting? Just forget about it. Grow up. Pray that the biggest problem you have is not getting a knife fast enough. People are going hungry, and having their homes destroyed by floods and tornados, or dying from cancer.
And it isn't hard to get a Para if you put some time in looking. I bet I can have one in a week from a reputable dealer. And I will only charge a very reasonable finder fee