Mrs.Shotgunner11
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Gotta be better than partial Jello shot spit on me
Grilled banana and jibberish ? I taste it![]()
i thought we weren't going to mention that anymore

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Gotta be better than partial Jello shot spit on me
Grilled banana and jibberish ? I taste it![]()
i thought we weren't going to mention that anymore![]()
Because you don't know them well enough. Once you get to know someone, you find out they're just as f-ed up as you are and the glow wears off.I thought I was the only weirdo who did this. Why is it that everyone who thinks like I do seems smarter?
That's what I tell the ladies all the time.most nuts are super foods.
You married a smart man.is THAT why I caught the mr squeezing honey into his peanut butter sandwich this morning?
See, I knew you were messed up.perhaps I'll try this. i can't stand peanut butter. maybe this will make it NOT suck.
Fat bottomed girls, you make the rockin' world go 'round!Man I hate you! Just reading this made me put on weight!
You can put it on grubs and grasshoppers and shit to mask the disgusting taste..I prefer mine with Jelly!![]()
I just shared my recipie for plumpynut over on the W&SS in a thread on survival kit food.
Plumpynut is the brand name for a U.N. emergency ration passed out to very badly malnourished kids in Africa. It is made from peanut butter, milk powder, and powdered sugar, and some vitamin powder. It puts weight on kids you expect to die in days they are usualy turned around completely in two weeks or so. Very close to miraculous results. I use it as a backpacking/emergency food.
3cups creamy peanut butter, 2 cups honey, 1-1 1/2 cups milk powder ( I use the milk powder from Bob's Red mill). Mix it up good. If the mix is too stiff, add some more honey, If it is too sticky or creamy add in more dry ingredients. You can add in many other ingredients i.e. protein powder, raisins, powdered sugar, ovaltine, chocolate chips etc. etc. Even oatmeat or five grain cereal.
This sdtuff is extremely calorie dense. Don't eat much unless your expending a LOT of energy cause it wii put the weight on ya quick. Mine has lasted easily a year plus vaccuum packed. I carry it and homemade hardtack on most trips.