Phrases you'd never expect to read on this forum!

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k_estela

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"So I was watching this Lifetime movie..."


"After my eyebrow waxing appointment...or after my manicure and pedicure..."


"Does my butt look big in these jeans?"


What other phrases would you never expect anyone to write here?
 
is this knife too big to carry?

why do we have to take all this stuff we never use it?

do you think i am carrying too many knives?

no i dont need to buy any more gear!!!

and in keeping with outr woods lore folks:

what is the best way to carve a butt plug?
 
Do you think i would look sexy wearing those slippers on the hike???????? Well do you????

I think when we get back from backpacking for ten days we should hit the BAR to pick up some girls before we go home for a shower......
 
Real world. When I was a young Marine many years ago, I was getting gas at a station, IN UNIFORM, when the station attendant, a young lady said to me. (How can you were those awful clothes, the belt and shoes don't even match)
 
What kind of speedos should you put in a BOB?

My wife said, I have too few knives and thinks I should order more.
 
"I would love to live in Manhattan!"

"What this country needs is stricter laws regarding guns and knives... Like England!"

"Meat is murder" or "Fake! For the animals sake."

"I love Alicia Silverstone films."

"Anyone going to Cannes this year?"

"Help me accessorize my Prius."

"Who the hell is Kephart and what makes him think he's such an expert?!"

Calloway or TaylorMade?
 
"I found a couple beard hairs sticking out between the handle slabs of my new Gossman knife."
 
Brian,

Beard hairs aren't that curly
 
I here this from time to time and it always pi$$es me off.:grumpy:

"What do you plan on doing with all those knives and axes??????? Kill somebody???????:confused::rolleyes:
 
tarmix101 said:
"What do you plan on doing with all those knives and axes??????? Kill somebody???????:confused::rolleyes:
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A couple of responses:

"Well, I wasn't. . ."

"Naw. I'll kill 'em with one of my GUNS. These are for taking them apart after!"

-- FLIX
 
My favorite is,

"Why do you have to carry a handgun"

My response, "because it is easier to carry than a rifle or shotgun."

This is usually said without missing a beat. It almost always surprises people that I'd say it too!
 
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