Phrases you'd never expect to read on this forum!

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"I can't remember the last time I cut myself...."

 

[bikermikearchery]

So do those Danners come in slingback with say a 3 inch heel?
Can I get a Fendi ruck to go with my makeup bag?
I need to cut the fingers out of my PAST gloves so they don't mess up my nails.
Let's take the Acura up the Rubicon.
I need to make sure that I pack my astringent.
I bought it to carry arugula.

OK this must be funny, but I dont even know what (Fendi ruck, astringent, and arugula) are.

 

[jdm61]

OK this must be funny, but I dont even know what (Fendi ruck, astringent, and arugula) are.

Fendi.........overpriced purse that you old lady lusts after every time you go to Dillards. Substitute Gucci, Louis Vuitton, etc. as you like...lol
astringent..............facial cleanser
arugula............Italian weed found in bitter tasting salads