I EDC a Busse fatty Game Warden this one I would rate as borderline sheeple apeasing.
Busse is my personal quirk (fat, thick [0.27 inch], heavy, yes some cutting ability sacrificed for fat blade profile) keep in mind that they do have much thinner Busse game wardens out there that may actually aproach the barely sheeple apeasing to grudgingly tolerable sheeple apeasing category, however I definately belive the one that is right up your alley would be a Billy Potter Loveless Style hunter with Cocobolo wood handles, O1 mirror polished 3 inch blade, and mosaic pins in the handle. Total length is 7 3/4 overall. Mine cuts like you wouldn't (don't let the sheeple know about it's cutting ability it may induce an immediate panic attack) belive blade thickness on mine 1/8 of an inch the knife has a very disarming classic distinguished look (gentleman type.) I rate this one adequately sheeple apeasing I EDCed this for a while but it looked so nice I didn't want to use it, a small swiss army knife I would rate as sheeple friendly, and a disposable plastic food knife with no edge I would rate as 100% sheeple certified and accepted.