Poll: Does Jim L. Clifton have HIKV?

Does Jim Clifton have Himalayan Imports Khukuri Virus?

  • Yes!!!

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • No...

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Total voters
    0
  • Poll closed .
Hold on, Harry, I've gotta read this again, since it's late here.

You actually have to ASK if Jim has HIKV???? :eek: :rolleyes:

I thought it was obvious to everyone. He probably has more Durba's than I have Khukuris total!!! I guess maybe a rhetorical question?:D
 
I really don't know. I am in college and have studied martial forms since the age of 12-13. Starting with firearms, I have studied everything, but blades intrigue me the most. They are more perfect, full of beauty and finesse. Firearms are ugly, but the same spirit goes into them, although not the same as blades. I love my blades. They talk to me, and speak certain truths of humanity.

I don't know....I figure I too am infected.
 
Originally posted by Matt H
Hold on, Harry, I've gotta read this again, since it's late here.

You actually have to ASK if Jim has HIKV???? :eek: :rolleyes:

I thought it was obvious to everyone. He probably has more Durba's than I have Khukuris total!!! I guess maybe a rhetorical question?:D
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Well...I did promise to do this in the "Phantom of the Khukura" thread....and when Spark turned on the capability to poll, it was just too much to resist.:D
 
Does a bear $hit in the woods?

Blues
 
Fellow Formites,

MAYBE Jim has been correct all along. He DOESN"T have HIKV. Jim's HIKV has mutated far beyond other known cases... into SOMETHING ELSE :eek: :eek:

HE could be a RESEARCH project for the CDC :eek: :eek: :eek:

We might have to rename Jim's version to THIKV, or perhaps DHIKV or something more appropriate... I'm sure it is a virolent, drug resistant strain, which makes it possible for the host to live in damp, dark environments in close quarters with bears, mercenaries, aliens, dancing girls and other unsavory characters. Forcing the host to hoard Durba made Khuks and cackle maniacally at the moon...

:D :D :D

Alan
 
Im reserving judgment.

If Jim does have it, then of course he wouldn't dare show up at the Catoosa Convention in September; he wouldn't want us to see him in his "state" because then the truth would be known. If he doesn't have HIKV, then he'll want to make an appearance to show us he's as normal as anybody else around here. And also to do whatever he's promised to do to his tormentors with that Gunting.

Say Bill, think the kamis could work up a full-body suit of armor, one size fits all, in time for Catoosa?
 
People,Friends & Fellowship bros & Sis's,
The EVIL TRIO is hard at work here! They have paid Blues$$$ to BRIBE his EVIL minions in EVIL govt. agencys to "FIX" this poll(this is his forte, he & they have done this many times before in many places,read newspapers,HE IS JUST TOO SNEAKY (HEE) TO GET CAUGHT)! NOW FOR SOMETHING THEY ARE NOT FAMILIAR WITH "reality"! Research is a valid concept, hikv is a notion,a fabrication,why just this very weekend Vince had me over to his place, to ask ,if he could join the RESEARCH FELLOWSHIP!I BEING A KIND ,OLD, RESEARCHER SAID." OF COURSE"!This "FORMER LIBRARIAN",folks
was "one" of the EVIL TRIO'S best men,& now he is one of this, POOR ,OLD, MAN'S MOST STANCH BELIEVER'S IN THE RESEARCH CAUSE OF TRUTH!To those many true believers of the K ,look into your hearts(brother,am I good)use your intellect & vote "no,"true honest members can only see the facts,& not be swayed by EVIL!Think of a old,kind "gentle " man & vote no!
jim(just a member of your family)
:) :cool:
 
Just for the record, I would like to say that I have not been bribed to post my vote. If there were payments that were supposed to have gone out to those who DID vote against good ol' Jim, please contact me and I will give you my mailing address so that I to can receive my bribe.:D
 
Dear Fellow voters,
Although I voted with my heart, the method of producing the 'Chads' on my voting form were highly suspect (the administrator took a large AK and smashed it into the form pile, thus not only putting a chad on my form, but also on the next 48 forms and the teak desk underneath). I therefore ask for a recount....


Jeff B.
 
No. There is no such thing as HIKV -- it is a myth promolgated by the unfortunate victims of KDS -- Knife Deficiency Syndrome. KDS affects the brains of its victims and causes delusions.

Jim and I are the only sane members of this forum.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
Could it be that we, a group of individuals who love beautifully hand crafter quality blades, could be looking for a greater purpose?? A reason why we search for a blade for all occasions??? Why we name our knives by a certain attitude and personality they possess?

Maybe we just have nothing better to do than to be charitable to those Kamis in Nepal who have so much less than we do? (You give a man a fish.....) Now that think of it...I think that buying HI kuks should be a tax write off.

maybe?
 
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