Poll: Does Jim L. Clifton have HIKV?

[jim_l_clifton]

Reason I asked about Barb & Sandi is cause "I" know they are on "my" side!Bella would be also but Bob is gonna desuade her from following her heart(hee)!
jim

 

[Bill Martino]

Tsimi is making a little headway!

 

[Cougar Allen]

I don't know, Jim ... all the bad guys haven't voted yet either. (Let's try not to think of them as "bad" though ... they can't help having Knife Deficiency Syndrome ... well, they could buy more knives, but KDS has affected their brains so they can't see what they need....)

Frankly I can't imagine how we got four votes -- who cast the other two???

Hmm ... if a proposition like Jim doesn't have HIKV can get votes ... hmm ... I think I'll start a poll of my own....

 

[jim_l_clifton]

Coug,
You crazy Frenchman, first of all, there are only three really "bad" ones"THE EVIL TRIO", the rest are just confused by terminology,threats & the SINSTER misrepresintation of facts! Don't worry, the wonderful women, & the "meek" like me (not us, you are , well, strange at times, but that's norml,"you're French)! We also have Vince & Uncle(he's putting up a good front,privately he has informed me he is on my side)! Also we have Barb(poor NDN)& Sandi(who will "convience" Terry to vote NO)Bella will show HER KEYBOARD PARTNER ,why He should vote "NO)HEE! WE ARE GONNA WIN THIS FIXED POLL,BUY USING HONESTY, TRUTH & INTEGRETY! Also keep in mind, if too many vote yes it might shatter my fragile confidence sooo bad I may never post or go to ANOTHER Konvention again!
So, I guess playing fair "the " only way I know how will win this farce!
jim(the pure)

 

[bellatheartist]

Well sweety I am very hard to disuade from fallowing my heart(trust me on this one it gets me in trouble alot)

Reasons Why Jim DOESN'T have HIKV

The Definition of Virus:

Any of various simple submicroscopic parasites of plants, animals, and bacteria that often cause disease and that consist essentially of a core of RNA or DNA surrounded by a protein coat. Unable to replicate without a host cell, viruses are typically not considered living organisms.

A disease caused by a virus.

Something that poisons one's soul or mind: the pernicious virus of racism.

Computer Science. A computer virus.

I know that it is not a parasitical virus because if it is a virus it seems to be contagious online and paracites don't travel through phone lines.

Wether it is a a disease also comes into consideration. I think that based on the true definition of a disease it could be clasified as such as long as it is diagnosed by a repetitive condition or tendency.

I do not in any way think that it poisons one's soul or mind.

I Think that if you take all of this into consideration you just have to look at the human race as parasites. The people who are thaought to have HIKV are really HIKV and are destroying wallets and bank acounts because they need to get their supply of Iron in a specificly odd shaped pill.

 

[Bill Martino]

And more astute observations.

 

[Cougar Allen]

A virus doesn't have to damage your body or your computer -- there are viruses of both kinds that are harmless....

HIKV is a wetware virus that uses this forum as a vector. It has other vectors, too -- people have also been infected by direct contact with members and their khukuris.

Whether HIKV is a harmful or harmless virus is a question for you to decide, in consultation with your accountant. Your spouse or significant other might wish to voice an opinion as well....

 

[jim_l_clifton]

AT LAST! Someone understands! Bella, your name should be changed from bellatheartist to bellathesweetheart!!THE LITTLE DARLIN IS REPEATING WHAT I'VE SAID MANY TIMES BEFORE!
jim

 

[Cougar Allen]

To quote Beldar:

He thinks we're from France!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

MWHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

[bellatheartist]

Destruction is not always bad as well. When you eat meat you get the sustanance you need by transforming (destroying) what used to be a living animal into all the chemicals you need to benifit from it. If you are The HIKV then you need to take your cash and transform it into the khukuris you hunger for.

 

[Bill Martino]

And more astute observations.

 

[kamagong]

How many does Jim have now? More than a doze right? He definitely has HIKV!!!

 

[Cougar Allen]

Is a bear Catholic?

Does the Pope ... um ...

Do birds fly?

Do fish swim?

Do cats vomit?

Do computers crash?

Do men in white coats come and take Cougar away? 'Scuze me, gotta go....

 

[jim_l_clifton]

People,
How,pray tell, can anybody put me together with that "CRAZY" Coug?? "HE AIN'T NORMAL"!! If I had any doubts there gone now! Coug is way, way, out there!
jim

 

[jim_l_clifton]

For the record I now have 2 K's the rest are intrusted to me by the F

 

[jim_l_clifton]

I was just ambushed, as I was saying the rest are for Research(from the Fellowship)!
jim

 

[Bill Martino]

Somebody trying to steal your khukuris?

 

[Apothecary]

Originally posted by jim_l_clifton
For the record I now have 2K the rest are intrusted to me by the F

Let me see if I got this straight....

Jim just admitted he has 2K or 2000 Khukuris

Looks to me like he has the mother of all HIKV cases...and he keeps denying the obvious.... ....Amazing!!!

No wonder the UBDOTDs have been rather skimpy lately!!!

LMRRAO!!!

Harry

 

[Cougar Allen]

Well, that depends -- is Jim a computer geek? If he is then he meant 2K as 2,048.

That's trivial, though, compared to the real revelation -- he "only" owns 2,000 or 2,048 khukuris in his own name and most of his khukuris are in the name of that dummy corporation of his, the Research Fellowship (for tax purposes, no doubt). So, how many khukuris does the Fellowship have, Jim?

 

[Bill Martino]

Did you see a pix of the cave? It's a big one and now I know why.