Possum out there!

Originally posted by ichor
"The restoration of the wild turkey in North America is one of the great wildlife successes of this past century."


This is the whole truth whether anyone cares or realizes it, or not.:p

Great. We've managed to save some of dumbest animals alive (although tasty if prepared properly)

Anyone that says the Wild Turkey is the dumbest animal alive certainly knows nothing about the Wild Turkey, one of the Smartest animals that lives.
Ben Franklin wanted the Wild Turkey to be the United States Bird instead of the Bald Eagle because of this.:p

Kentucky is the proper way to spell it if a person wants to be politically correct.:rolleyes: :barf:
Kaintuck is the proper way to spell it for those of us who love the state and what it represents.
I for one wish all the states could/would be as realistic as Kaintuck is.:p
Check out their CCW laws!!!!:D
 
In deference to the coonophiles who seem to habitate the dark recesses of this forum, I admit that raccoons may not always be the cute, cuddly creatures that they are sometimes portrayed.

As a matter of fact, since I have been feeding the coons, my wife is afraid to go out in the backyard at night.

Here is a picture of one of my coons.

<http://home.pacbell.net/ptg701/pics/COONFACE.JPG>

She calls him the "Demon Coon from Hell".
 
I think that possums have a bad rap. We found two of the babies (Joeys) in our house. Raised them and they are very tame. Like big silent cats. In our home they are surprisingly gentle. Take food from your hand and never bite. A yawn will show you 50 teeth. More than any other American mammal. They use a litter box and are very clean grooming themselves like cats.

As Ben said, they can be really interesting holding a chicken wing in one hand while they eat it.

My wife named one of them "Christian Slater." Have you ever noticed how much he looks like a possum?
 
Originally posted by Yvsa
Anyone that says the Wild Turkey is the dumbest animal alive certainly knows nothing about the Wild Turkey, one of the Smartest animals that lives.

I couldn't agree more. Try hunting a five year old Tom in the Spring and you'll soon learn who is Boss of the Woods. Might as well try to hunt a ghost. :D
 
Originally posted by Ben Arown-Awile
In deference to the coonophiles who seem to habitate the dark recesses of this forum, I admit that raccoons may not always be the cute, cuddly creatures that they are sometimes portrayed.

As a matter of fact, since I have been feeding the coons, my wife is afraid to go out in the backyard at night.


Nice quality of life you provide for your wife. :rolleyes:
 
:eek:

If you really do care for them you wouldn't get them used to humans, making them associate humans with food...

This will probably make them bother other people and run into trouble as not everyone is a kindly animal saint, who can communicate with all of the creatures like yourself. :rolleyes:

Raccoons aren't no joke, they can really mess someone up! What happens if your wife is outside and the raccoon already associated humans with free food decides to run after her?

With the possibility of being infected with rabies or something?!

Maybe you should think about your family first there, Mr. Ace Ventura. :grumpy:
 
Originally posted by Semper Fi
I couldn't agree more. Try hunting a five year old Tom in the Spring and you'll soon learn who is Boss of the Woods. Might as well try to hunt a ghost. :D

Apparently the post by Kis, "How bout them cubs" had no affect so the debate continues. Hopefully, we can keep it free of insults and personal attacks.

Look, guys. I'm not trying to start a fight here. But, you can't confuse excellent eyesight, wariness, cunning ,alertness ,experience (in the case of the 5 year old Tom)and great ability to adapt to the surroundings, with intelligence. Just because an animal is hard to hunt doesn't necessarily mean it's exceptionally intelligent. The turkey is a tall bird well adapted for walking, running and flying. Makes him hard to kill. You guys act like you're the only ones who ever hunted anything. Although I don't hunt any more, I'm 57 yrs old and you would be hard pressed to name any game animal on this continent (and several others) that I haven't killed. Please stop treating everyone like city slickers, while portraying yourselves as the wise woodsman who know whereof they speak.

BTW, To return the compliment, anyone who thinks a turkey is smart has never been anywhere that they were being raised (and please don't tell me that wild turkeys are smarter than domestic turkeys. The only difference is color. The domestic ones simply never have the opportunity to develop their natural insticts. Without those natural instincts, developed in the wild, they are dumb as dirt).

I applaud the programs that have brought the wild turkey back to acceptable population levels, just as I applaud the reintroduction of the wolf, the attempts to save the condor . But, just because Ben Franklin liked'em doesn't make'em any more "valuable" than possums, racoons or any other wild animals. That's a value judgement that you have made, which simply makes it your opinion. I think ALL these animals are important. You seem to select the ones you *personally* prefer.

It was mentioned that no one hunts the racoon for it fur anymore. Would you like it better if the fur was more valuable? Then you wouldn't have to kill them because they turned over your garbage can, you could kill them as the buffalo hunters killed their prey, by the thousands (millions) or the hunters of the sea otter. Into extinction. You rave about the restoration of the wild turkey, but it seems that you would like to destroy racoons and possums. Am I wrong here? Would you like to see them all gone because they are such a pain in the ass? How many other species are on your list of "undesirables". And please, don't call me a tree hugger, because that would make you full of what Yvsa's shoveler is shoveling.

What it boils down to is, I object to the wholesale slaughter of animals because you consider them vermin. You'll do what you want, regardless, but I'll say what I want about your actions, regardless.
 
Originally posted by ichor
Look, guys. I'm not trying to start a fight here.

Oh, but I think you are. But I shall resist the temptation to slap back. Unless, of course, you would prefer to move to W&C and continue.

Your call.
 
in terms of contribution to the game, even if he never is able to match the raw power. Funny to think of Sousa as "aging." The game moves SO fast.

But life DOES move fast. It seems a shame to spend precious time arguing points.

John Kenneth Gailbraith:

"Most people, when faced with the choice between changing their minds, or proving there is no reason to do so...get busy with the proof."
 
Originally posted by Semper Fi
Oh, but I think you are. But I shall resist the temptation to slap back. Unless, of course, you would prefer to move to W&C and continue.

Your call.

Since I meant what I said about not starting a fight, I'll just pass on the W & C and I fear it would be a wasted effort. Besides, how would I stand a chance if more of your forum veteran, in-crowd pals decide to wade in? ;-)
 
Originally posted by Chopsticks
If you really do care for them you wouldn't get them used to humans...

These are suburban coons, not wild creatures from the rain forest. They live in the flood control ditch which runs through the neighborhood and have lived there for generations.

The houses were built in the 1970s. The coons were already there.

I think they are pretty well used to humans by now.
 
Originally posted by Semper Fi
Nice quality of life you provide for your wife.

Yes it is, and she agrees. That's why we have been together for 35 years.

I'm sure you also provide a nice quality of life for your wife.
How long have you been married?
 
I think I'll start a fight.

I have this coon I've been feeding in the backyard, too, just like Ben. He likes me and I think I'd like him so I think tomorrow night I'll chop his head off with a katana, roast and eat him, and write a report on the katana and the meal and post it as karma 101.
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
I think I'll start a fight.

I have this coon I've been feeding in the backyard, too, just like Ben. He likes me and I think I'd like him so I think tomorrow night I'll chop his head off with a katana, roast and eat him, and write a report on the katana and the meal and post it as karma 101.

Thanks for the PM Chuckle, Uncle. Made my belly shake like a bowl full of jello. :D
 
I didnt know this would start such a fire-fight.

Guys,
I havent seen the possum since I posted this. I think he scared himself last time with him bumping into all the people he did and has learned from his mistake.

Uncle, that is hilarious...
:D
 
Originally posted by Bill Martino
I think I'll start a fight.

I have this coon I've been feeding in the backyard, too, just like Ben. He likes me and I think I'd like him so I think tomorrow night I'll chop his head off with a katana, roast and eat him, and write a report on the katana and the meal and post it as karma 101.

Easy Bill! Someone might call you a coonophile and say you "habitate the dark recesses of this forum", and then someone else might say "you are you full of what Yvsa's shoveler is shoveling."

Be careful. ;)
 
I always thought Vegans must be visitors from Vega ("also called Alpha Lyrae, brightest star in the northern constellation Lyra and fourth brightest in the night sky, with a visual magnitude of 0.04. It is also one of the Sun's closer neighbours, at a distance of about 26 light-years. Vega's spectral type is A (white) and its luminosity class V (main sequence). It will become the northern polestar by about AD 14,000 because of the precession of the equinoxes." -- Encyclopaedia Britannica)

'Coons are not native to Utah (before the 1950's, when rumor of a raccoon surfaced near St. George - probably an escaped pet, raccoons were not known to be in Utah), but have become pervasive and an especially difficult problem in the migratory bird refuges (Bear River Migratory Bird Refuge, Fish Springs National Wildlife Refuge, and Ouray National Wildlife Refuge). So I'd think raccoons in Utah should be dealt with much as one would deal with brown rats (Rattus Norvegicus).
http://www.extension.usu.edu/files/natrpubs/raccoon.pdf
 
So I'm sitting at this little park down the street from where I work eating a sandwich. This park has a nice small lake in the middle of it with a walkway that goes around it. Benches on the perimeter to sit at. Real nice. These ducks came up from the lake and I noticed one was hopping on 1 leg. The other was tucked up in his body. I threw a couple of pieces of bread to him. Noticed when he hopped past me there was something hanging from his leg. Fishing line wrapped around his leg. Figured I would help. Walked up to duck, duck hopped away, walked faster, duck hopped even faster. Reached down to grab duck, forgot about ducks, they can fly. Burst into flight and landed in middle of lake, the duck, not me. Hmmm, end of good Samaritan act.
 
Originally posted by Semper Fi
and then someone else might say "you are you full of what Yvsa's shoveler is shoveling."

Be careful. ;)

Jeez, shows what I know, Semper Fi. Considering the general drift of the conversation, I thought that was a pretty diplomatic way to phrase it. ;) :p
 
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