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A man is walking down the beach when he spots a woman with no arms and no legs crying. He asks her whats wrong and she replies "I have no arms, no legs, and I've never been kissed." The man decided to do something nice and leans down and plants one on her. "Well now you've been kissed. Do you feel better?" the man asks. "Yeah, I do. Thanks." She replies. A while later the man is strolling yb again and he spots the same woman crying again so he stops a second time. "Whats wrong?" he asks. She says "I've got no arms, no legs, and I'm a virgin." He thinks it over for a second and then picks the woman up in his arms and throws her in the ocean and yells "There! Now you're screwed!"
 
Screw that! Although in April, I will be doing it. The problem for real is that the 10 month old just started walking and the 25 month old is rambunctious as all crap!
 
Yeah my 8 month old isnt walking but he stands up and walks along the couch and puts Everything in his mouth.
 
Off to go eat Thanksgiving. For the first time, one of my step daughters volunteered to host it at their house. Be nice to go eat, and come right home, haha. We usually have a big crowd, and you always have the lingerers that stay until 10pm or so. Not this year. I'm so thankful, haha...
 
worldwood said:
maybe im just drunk, but i read it 5 times and i still dont get it LMAO
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james terrio said:
There's a specific word for a story/joke like that, that's very involved but goes absolutely nowhere. I'm stone cold sober, but I can't think of it at the moment.

"Annoying" will suffice for now :D
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Annoying works. I'd go with: Time spent reading that you will never ever get back. :D
That was my Happy Thanksgiving present to WW! Lol
 
Murphnuge said:
There was a Breeden Spyderco that I liked a lot, don't remember which exactly. I'm gonna check.


Edit: Found it, the Breeden Rescue. Oddly shaped, but looks like a fine cutter. Not much of a point, exactly my preference.

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Awesome rigging knife!
I'd like a larger spyderco too, but I can only carry 3" blades, so that and a ZT are lower on the priority list. I like the manix and natives. This little dragonfly is a seki-city and I'd like a golden, CO model too.
 
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Me likey Spydercos. They're the gateway knives that drew me to this weird corner of the universe.

First nice knife I ever bought was this Spyderco Standard.
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I won several of these Salts as well as the D'Allara Rescue shown below in BFC contests.
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