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Bladite said:
worldwood; you've made a FEW mistakes; you'll note that despite "corrections", and other hints, you keep making them. i have not, other than suggestion through snark, done much about it OFFICIALLY. you are far from a saint. i would suggest to YOU, seriously, that abide, eh?

some have ASKED for snark. literally, begged for it. i have abided. sorry, if you are offended.

if "your mom", is too strong, they probably should suck it up, or do not belong here. i make no apologies.

i've taken a LOT of shit, i''m not your favorire Becker mode, and sometimes, i dish it out. in snark thread. if i forget myself, point it out. we'll discuss.

none of you, NONE, have complaint for legitimate forum sanctions. don't want any from me interperonsal non-forum snark? don't call me out.

in THIS thread. go for it. come at be bro. i dare you (Beckerhead only (c) 2013). i'll word your words. word. word. word. your word.

however, if you disparage Ethan? or Becker? or the product? or the forum? well, here's the thing, that's a DUTY i take seriously. then i have to be a mod.

but if you expect me to be a mod HERE, in this thread? what were you smoking? good lord. lol. other than of course, breaking rules and shit that even i can't ignore.

anytime though: the day Ethan doesn't want me here? i'm gone. that simple. i'm here, to support HIM and the Becker name. that's a line that won't be crossed.

peace.

note; this SNARK thread; is a rare thing; across the whole forum, we have slight and generous license to word each other with words, and crap. it's a unique and wondrous gift and treasure. don't word it up, word!
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I have never called myself a saint, and im fast to point out that i have made plenty of mistakes, i just did, and you quoted it. Im trying to follow the rules though and i apologize when its needed. I love this forum and love Becker knives. Before tonight I would have called you my favorite mod on bladeforums regardless of what you think because you are fair and down to earth and explained when i was wrong and how to correct myself even if i was hard headed in listening sometimes.

Now despite all of that you took it a little too far tonight and even if you wont admit im sure you know its true. If it were just me thinking you were in the wrong id think i must just be too sensitive but others are calling you out for your mistakes as well. Dont want to apologize that is your right, but people WILL think less of you for your actions tonight.
 
Jonny1280 said:
I'll bet ya the Rams win...:D
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I should read the whole thread before snarking, but I'm tired...

I refuse to recognize the Rams as being from St. Louis. When I grew up there, we had the Cardinals in both baseball and football. Jim Hart was QB, and life was as it should be. Now....bahhh! I hate the Rams, the Cardinals, the Packers (blame my ex-wife for that), the Cowboys.... So I'm a Broncos fan now, thanks to my new wife...and very tired since we just drove the 14 hours to Denver. Good night all, and "Don't Panic, Snark On."
 
This cat is so fouled-up that even I can't understand him. Good grief.

For the benefit of soberer minds tomorrow, and just because it's true... worldwood and I have disagreed on stuff. Adamantly. We're both stubborn rascals, so that will happen from time to time, it's perfectly normal.

But he never insulted me personally, and he certainly never insulted my Mom or advised me to go have sex with my sister or brother or Dad. I know this phrase is over-used on the interwebz, but I know you would not say that to my face, Bladite.

You dang sure wouldn't say it twice. Oh yeah, you also said horrible things about Psyop's mom/the Colonel's wife. That's not going to end well.

That's grounds for an immediate ass-whupping.

Bladite, you're far, far out of line. Please just stop.
 
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I think this is one of those times when, As james said to me before, never miss out on the chance to shut up LMAO

SO enough of all that lets get back to the funnies,

EDIT- i changed the joke, I cant see how it would be out of line with all the sexual references in here tonight but i dont want to take any chances.

A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the heaviest element yet known to science.
The new element has been named “Governmentium.”
Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These 311 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected, as it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A minute amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over 4 days to complete, when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 4 years; it does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutron exchange places.
In fact, Governmentium’s mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
The characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is called “Critical Morass.”
When catalyzed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as much energy, since it has half as many peons, but twice as many morons.
 
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Enclosed is my 2000 Tax Return & payment.

Please take note of the attached article from USA Today. In the article, you will see that the Pentagon paid $171.50 for hammers and NASA has paid $600.00 for a toilet seat.

So, please find enclosed four toilet seats (value $2400) and six hammers (value $1029). This brings my total payment to $3429.00. Please note the overpayment of $22.00 and apply it to the “Presidential Election Fund,” as noted on my return. Might I suggest you the send the above mentioned fund a “1.5 inch screw?” (See attached article…HUD paid $22.00 for a 1.5 inch Phillips Head Screw.)

It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look forward to paying it again next year. I just saw an article about the Pentagon and “screwdrivers.”

Signed,
A Faithful Taxpayer
 
worldwood said:
I have never called myself a saint, and im fast to point out that i have made plenty of mistakes, i just did, and you quoted it. Im trying to follow the rules though and i apologize when its needed. I love this forum and love Becker knives. Before tonight I would have called you my favorite mod on bladeforums regardless of what you think because you are fair and down to earth and explained when i was wrong and how to correct myself even if i was hard headed in listening sometimes.

Now despite all of that you took it a little too far tonight and even if you wont admit im sure you know its true. If it were just me thinking you were in the wrong id think i must just be too sensitive but others are calling you out for your mistakes as well. Dont want to apologize that is your right, but people WILL think less of you for your actions tonight.
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saint. hardly :D no. really. please, don't be that guy. want to know more? message me. you probably should. soon, i would have to.

me? i am no saint. i don't believe i crossed any lines tonihgt. did my job, as always. snarked with the snark worthy.

complaints? be specific. name them. in snark thread? suck it. i might sometimes be rough, but really. snark. we're mostly PG13. mostly. mostly not. snark. suck it.

you'll note that i take it. a lot. i don't dish it out. mostly. when i do. hopefully, you note it. in snark thread.

please note: I WILL CALL ETHAN TOMORROW, and i will ask him "do you want me to resign". his word is law.

btb, this is hardly name dropping, as some have alluded. Ethan is my personal friend *and* my boss here. Spark *owns* this forum. both of them are my "forum bossen", and i adhere to THEIR wishes ultimately not yours; either of them have an issue? i'm gone. it's that easy. i'm available for honest discourse, but if you SASS THE MODS, well, *they* (and other mods in employ) may take offense, even if i forgive you.
 
There is a very clear line between joking amongst friends and just being a complete asshole.

Tone of voice and intent is often lost on the internet, but some things are straight up disrespectful and unnecessary, no matter how they are written or said.
 
Bladite said:
me? i am no saint. i don't believe i crossed any lines tonihgt. did my job, as always. snarked with the snark worthy.
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Great "job" you have, telling people to go f**k their family members and all.

If you truly believe you did nothing wrong them that's great and all, but as you can probably see a lot of people disagree with you. Being a mod of this forum I think that you should hold yourself to at least a higher standard regardless if it's in a snark thread or not. That leaves a bad image for you.
 
worldwood said:
Jonny, hit me man im waiting for another one of your funnies :D
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OK...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm inside?

A: Biting into a carmel apple with a worm inside. Because on average a carmel apple costs about $2.38 more than a regular apple.
 
Jonny1280 said:
OK...

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm inside?

A: Biting into a carmel apple with a worm inside. Because on average a carmel apple costs about $2.38 more than a regular apple.
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Your paying too much for caramel apples :D
 
Jonny1280 said:
Hi ac700! What's new?
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Not a lot. Just been a hunting fool lately. I don't have much to show for it tho. I did get a coyote last weekend, which made the landowner where I was hunting happy.

I have a hankering for a new folder, but the m not sure what.
 
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