Quote of the day...

When told that drinking alcohol would lead to a slow death, he replied," So.....Who's in a hurry?"
Robert Benchley
 
“Fill your bowl to the brim and it will spill. Keep sharpening your knife and it will blunt.”
Lao Tzu
 
"No matter where we go...there she is."---My wife speaking of our 3 1/2-year-old as we considered our greatly hampered vacation options.
 
micad said:
Accept the fact that on some days you're the pigeon........on others the statue.:D
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Along those same lines,

Sometimes you're the hanky, sometimes you're the snot.

Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug.

Sometimes you bite the bear, somtimes the bear bites you.
 
"If it's not sharp, it's just a piece of metal."

Jack Wood. ("The Mon") Master Finisher and all-round damned fine fellow, my grandfather, the day he taught me to sharpen a chisel so that it would split writing paper into to two thicknesses.
 
A woman drove me to drink and I never had the courtesy to thank her!

WC Fields.

Mike
 
A beauty by Winston Churchill.

He was a bit tanked and a woman said to him" Sir, you are drunk".
He said" .....and you Madam, are ugly but tomorrow I will be sober"

Mike

I love it!!
 
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