Quote of the day...

One of these day, Mike, you and I need to show up at this old coot Portagee's house and then the Two Micks can school him on how to have a good time.;) :D
It would take more than three Micks to gang up on a Potageee.:rolleyes: :jerkit:
PS: All of you have a open invite to come on east.:thumbup: :cool: :D
 
Why is it that ANY thread posted to more than twice by IG and Fitzo degrades into a fourth grade schoolyard bantering?

...some might attest to the fact that you bozos are fourth graders, but I'v met some that are at least 30 IQ points higher than you bums!:D ;)

Banter away, you goofballs! It's good to see playful swordplay on web forums, instead of the usual acidity. I have enough of that in my life as it is, and I'm pretty sure the rest of you do, too!

One of these day, Mike, you and I need to show up at this old coot Portagee's house and then the Two Micks can school him on how to have a good time.;) :D

Life is absurd. I embrace that! Things were a lot less complicated in 4th grade. 1960 was a good year for me. A girl showed me her yumyum. :D
 
I have told a few people who have brought me an old, rusted, broken knife and wanted me to make it look new..... "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t"
 
I have told a few people who have brought me an old, rusted, broken knife and wanted me to make it look new..... "You can't make chicken salad out of chicken sh*t"

That's my moto!

Along with: "If your gonna be dumb, you better be tuff!"
 
"A man's got to take a chance now and then, else he might be walking around lucky and never know it."

Anonymous.

Rgds,
Allgonquin
 
What did he say at Little Bighorn? :D:eek:

I'm not sure but i saw a painting once in a local gallery that was supposed to be a abstract pictoral representation of what Cuaster saw and thought that last day at Little Bighorn. The pinating was weird and kind of resembled a Dali painting. It was a picture of the back of Custer and he was standing next to a abstract, stylized Jesus with a halo. Custer was apparently trying to get his atttention and pointing out into a field where a large number of Sioux couples were engaged in various types of sexual activity. The title of the painting was "Christ!!! Look at all those f**kin' indians!!!!!!!!)
 
Why is it that ANY thread posted to more than twice by IG and Fitzo degrades into a fourth grade schoolyard bantering?

...some might attest to the fact that you bozos are fourth graders, but I'v met some that are at least 30 IQ points higher than you bums!:D ;)

Banter away, you goofballs! It's good to see playful swordplay on web forums, instead of the usual acidity. I have enough of that in my life as it is, and I'm pretty sure the rest of you do, too!

One of these day, Mike, you and I need to show up at this old coot Portagee's house and then the Two Micks can school him on how to have a good time.;) :D
To quote Belushi in Animal House "BUUURP..Why NOT?"
:thumbup:
 
Don't worry about the mule going blind, just keep loading the wagon. (Old time music from the mountains.)
 
A couple more:

"If it's stupid, but it works...it's not stupid"

"Just when you think life's a bitch, she has puppies."

Both from A. Noni Mouse :)

-d
 
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