Random Thought Thread

I'd like to see Nathan post a video of him making and spreading a pizza crust.

with porno music.

and a boom mic entering the frame periodically. Maybe with the pizza crust looking annoyed as it brushes the mic away as Nathan works flour into it.

Elliott said I can't post that here. You will need to subscribe to my only fans for that one.
 
The bolts we cut are just cheap ungraded bolts from tractor supply. Whatever is in the parts bin. We started buying them for our shipping boards and one day I got a wild hair and cut one. Makes better video than the nails.
 
I'm really sorry about your herpes. But it is at least a little bit your fault. I didn't know that goat was sick, and I wouldn't have lent it to you if I'd known what you were planning.

They say after the initial flareup it gets better. I hope you feel better soon.
Yeah, I appreciate that little “gift”, you dirty bastard. At least I know who patient zero is for contact tracing, Ima go get my shots now.
I hope the pony is fine.
Nah, the pony is burning too, Nathan has infected almost every cloven hooved animal in Moorseville at this point.
 
...and I can spread pizza dough without putting holes in it.
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"Grasshopper, when you can spread pizza dough without putting holes in it...it will be time for you to build knives."
 
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