Random Thought Thread

[tinfoil hat timmy]

that's NEXT winter

 

[Blues]

 

[Hammer67]

...and this is actually exactly what it looks like here today. Not that I'm complaining, but the whiskey may be coming out a little earlier than normal.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Deer are assholes

 

[Jsega51]

Deer are assholes

I don’t know man, when I’m deer hunting it’s the squirrels and chipmunks filling that role

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

I don’t know man, when I’m deer hunting it’s the squirrels and chipmunks filling that role

Yep, add in those little Red Pine Squirrels and Blue Jays too

 

[Hammer67]

 

[Blues]

If a CPK falls on a cinder block and no one is around to hear it, does the cinder block still cry? - Chuck Norris

 

[000Robert]

If a CPK falls on a cinder block and no one is around to hear it, does the cinder block still cry? - Chuck Norris

Yeah.

 

[toker]

If a CPK falls on a cinder block and no one is around to hear it, does the cinder block still cry? - Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double... for crying scenes.

 

[Blues]

Chuck Norris uses a stunt double... for crying scenes.

When Chuck Norris slices onions, the onions cry.

 

[Richard338]

I didn't win the Powerball, but an official notice from the IRS that had been looming in my Informed Delivery tracking turned out to be nothing... I'll take it!

 

[toker]

I didn't win the Powerball, but an official notice from the IRS that had been looming in my Informed Delivery tracking turned out to be nothing... I'll take it!

Did they tell you to pay them in iTunes gift cards?

 

[sickpuppy1]

Oh God, its not Chuck Norris time , is it?

 

[Blues]

Oh God, its not Chuck Norris time , is it?

He got moved back an hour...because he allowed it.

 

[yoko]

Covid had to get the Chuck Norris vaccine....

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I have a glass set on my nightstand and a bottle of water where I will sometimes have some water at night. I will put a little bit of sodium bicarbonate in it if I have indigestion.

Last night, when I was getting ready for bed, I noticed a tiny spider had made a little web in the glass and was living in there.

I realized, had it been in the middle of the night, I would have just poured some water in there and drunk the spider and never known it

Which makes me wonder. I wonder how many times that has happened?

 

[coolbreezy37]

Supposedly it’s not super uncommon to swallow spiders in your sleep.

UPDATE: I did some research and supposedly what I posted is an urban legend. Shame on me for perpetuating nonsense.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Supposedly it’s not super uncommon to swallow spiders in your sleep.

UPDATE: I did some research and supposedly what I posted is an urban legend. Shame on me for perpetuating nonsense.

It may or may not be urban legend, but I now have first hand experience that illustrates the reality of the possibility

 

[coolbreezy37]

It may or may not be urban legend, but I now have first hand experience that illustrates the reality of the possibility

This is fact.