Random Thought Thread

[bluemax_1]

The bird is smart enough not to follow me. It’s tough navigating attics with my peg leg though.

Well, in that case, did ye shiver the 2x8? Yarrrr...

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Aye

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Aye

Mouth

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

And feet.

Damn it! How do we keep ending up back at feet?

 

[yoko]

And feet.

Damn it! How do we keep ending up back at feet?

Oh no not again..... timmy did say "only for profit from now on" so we could be safe lol

 

[Blues]

Well, at least you only have one.

 

[yoko]

Well, at least you only have one.

But 10 toes on the 1 hahaha

 

[Blues]

But 10 toes on the 1 hahaha

You're starting to worry me...just a little...but all the same.

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

To be clear. I have two feet. One is a mop.

 

[Blues]

Oh, I bet you're just awash with perilous tales of the high seas...

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

Aye. I carry them like an albatross around my neck.

 

[yoko]

 

[yoko]

Funny story from today.....

So my work was bought out by another bigger dealership group a couple years ago

If you wanted a day off you just told the manager and they would mark it on the calender....

I took Friday off for Meadville and the manager asked "did you fill out the e form?"

I replied "what the f is an e form I told you I was taking the day off?

Manager tried explaining it to me (I am completely computer illiterate)

Manager looked at me and started to say " how do you not understand this you're..... "quick pause and eyes went down.........
.


I replied "what polish?"

A long awkward silence followed with me looking at the manager




I didn't have to fill out no stinking e form hahaha

 

[Burke]

So, I'm sitting around last night and this morning going back and forth with the question, do I need a FK? I've had one before and let it go thinking it wasn't the right fit for me at the time. But after trying out several different makers and sizes of knives, I'm leaning back that way. I recently picked up a FK2 in micarta and am starting to appreciate it better than before and thinking I need to get a FK for comparison....idk. Late morning thoughts.
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Honestly…I never really got along with the Field Knife. I have one just to be a completist but I like the FK2 much better and the BFK is a bit of an improvement over the FK2 (I like the longer blade and stretched out belly).

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Oh no not again..... timmy did say "only for profit from now on" so we could be safe lol

Timmy I will pay you one dollar to show them feet again.

(doesn't have to be your feet but they do need to be in your position)


Edit: I meant possession. But I like position too....

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

I will pay you $2 to not.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

wheres my 2 bucks

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

So this piece of string goes to a bar. And he’s getting wasted and raising some hell.
Eventually, the bartender has had enough and kicks the piece of string out of the bar and tells him to never come back.
The piece of string loops himself through himself and frizzes out one end and then heads back into the bar.
Bartender says, “ Hey! Aren’t you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?”
String says, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

 

[Cap’n Smudge]

wheres my 2 bucks

Pm me your Zelle address

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

So this piece of string goes to a bar. And he’s getting wasted and raising some hell.
Eventually, the bartender has had enough and kicks the piece of string out of the bar and tells him to never come back.
The piece of string loops himself through himself and frizzes out one end and then heads back into the bar.
Bartender says, “ Hey! Aren’t you that piece of string I just kicked out of here?”
String says, “No, I’m a frayed knot.”

boo.