Random Thought Thread

Here's a random thought...

I was hanging out with a younger friend from work one night , his mom stopped out and hung out at the brewery we were at

Today he told me "my mom said she thinks you're jolly"


............ am I the next Santa?

I've been called many things, but never jolly lol
Sounds like a documentary I saw where your friend's mom gets stuck in a washing machine and then you "help" her out.
 

I don't understand American Healthcare. Seems like the "care" portion is forgotten. Then again, Canadian Healthcare experiences brain drain for more lucrative markets and an absolutely asinine education program.


Last one. I'm too lazy to verify these, but the man doing these videos is (allegedly) a doctor.
I like logic. But what leads to the logic being pointed out is infuriating, usually.
 
"In a groundbreaking study conducted by the Institute of Essential Masculinity, researchers have discovered that the key to a man's happiness is a simple yet effective solution: regular flyovers by the iconic A-10 Warthog.

"Forget therapy, forget expensive hobbies, all you need is the sweet sound of freedom roaring overhead," Lead researcher, Dr. Chuck "Maverick" Thompson, explained. "After years of rigorous research involving thousands of men from all walks of life, we can confidently say that the happiness quotient of any man can be significantly boosted by the unmistakable sound of an A-10 Warthog tearing through the sky with its 30mm Vulcan blazing...."


As taxpayers, I think we should demand flyovers countrywide!
TROF (Taxpayers Require Outrageous Flyovers)
Now all we need is a flag for our demonstration march.
 
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If I were still a single man, Kobe would be the greatest wing man of all time. Every single female at the vet's office today was oohing and ahhing over him...and couldn't wait to pet him and give him biscuits. The dude is a stud. Women want him. Men want to walk him.

And I still had to foot the bill for the Simparica Trio. I'm tellin' ya, I don't get no respect.
 
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