Random Thought Thread

[clinton1]

You forgot beerfest, idiocracy and oldschool

Also forgot Old School, Elf and Anchorman.

 

[Hammer67]

 

[clinton1]

AND ZOOLANDER!!!!!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

 

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A lil Friday humor for ya

 

[Blues]

^^^^^^

Reminds me of when my wife and I returned from a trip overseas and I asked one of the canine officers I knew at Miami Int'l to run the dog on my wife and her bag, and coach the dog to alert.

My wife was mortified until she saw me cracking up over her shoulder...

She's a great sport and took it in stride.

(True story.)

 

[Lorien]

 

[clinton1]

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[Grasshopperglock]

Ahhh, hired a crackhead to mow my back yard. This lady is the employee of my friend.

I know I shouldn't call her a crackhead. That's mean.

Non-recovering Meth head? Would that be better?

She's had a rough life. Reminds a person of a worn out saddle. Rode hard, both dry and wet.

$50 for mowing the yard and she's already hit one tree stump. Sounded like she almost tore the blade off the mower. Mystical times, because the mower started back up.

 

[Grasshopperglock]

You can't say I don't have a heart. After getting sick of hearing her trying to start a trimmer. Yanking the cord for 20minutes...

I pulled the spark plug and ran a torch over it. Cleaned and started the trimmer for her.


Then she killed it again. Somehow... Killed it. This time it only took her pulling the cord for ten minutes before the realization. She's gotta take the trimmer back to boss to explain it no running. (She doesn't know how the choke works and keeps flooding the thing)


So how's everyone's Friday going? Because don't fret. Others are definitely having a sucky Friday. But not me, my day is going pretty good.

 

[Not_Lefty]

Familiar with the phrase " No good deed goes unpunished " ?

I've been having my own turn in the barrel lately ...best of luck

 

[Murphjd25]

Can you believe my wife just asked me why I’m loading so many guns into my truck? Wimmin!

 

[trevitrace]

Can you believe my wife just asked me why I’m loading so many guns into my truck? Wimmin!

I only brought two for our gun season. One for the woods, one for the field. Still got the 'really?' look when getting everything loaded this morning. Thought I was going minimalist. My eternal boy scout shall not be stymied!

 

[Murphjd25]

I only brought two for our gun season. One for the woods, one for the field. Still got the 'really?' look when getting everything loaded this morning. Thought I was going minimalist. My eternal boy scout shall not be stymied!

Dude, I only packed my .270 and 16 gauge.

 

[Grasshopperglock]

I've shot deer with a number of things. Seen other culls shot by other things.

But .270 Winchester is one of my favorites.

It's a nasty round. Exit wound spray pattern, that'll extend ten feet out.

 

[SwarthyGnome]

 

[yoko]

Well damnit coming down from the high of last weekend and looking forward to hanging out with everyone again!

Happy Friday all you roosters!!!!

Hope you all had a great week, I'm sorry if you didn't and hope things get better soon



F YES !

P.s. wife is working tonight.... I'm unsupervised.... time to get shhhhhhwasted lol

 

[Hammer67]

Well damnit coming down from the high of last weekend and looking forward to hanging out with everyone again!

Happy Friday all you roosters!!!!

Hope you all had a great week, I'm sorry if you didn't and hope things get better soon

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F YES !

P.s. wife is working tonight.... I'm unsupervised.... time to get shhhhhhwasted lol

Oh crap, that's right - it's FRIDAY!!!!! Thanks for the reminder, yoko !!

 

[Hammer67]

I just arrived in Paulden, Az....

Anyone know what's in Paulden, Az?

 

[Blues]

"Friday? Why didn't anyone say so?"