Random Thought Thread

So this had never happened to me before. I was looking around my office when I realized, sitting on a bench, was a knife I've never used, no cutting, no stabbing, no chopping, nothing. Then I see another one. Oh look, over there's a knife I only used to cut a piece of paracord and that one over there, well I only used it once to cut a bully stick for my dog.
Hey, that one hasn't been used.....and neither has that one. What's this? Another one, only used to open a single Amazon package.

I blame all of you here for this. I never used to have knives that sat around unused, then I bought a cpk, then another, and another, then a reaper....then this knife and that one and.......now I have more than I actually use.

You sonsabitches.....dirty damn enablers.
 
carnifex knifeworks said:
So this had never happened to me before. I was looking around my office when I realized, sitting on a bench, was a knife I've never used, no cutting, no stabbing, no chopping, nothing. Then I see another one. Oh look, over there's a knife I only used to cut a piece of paracord and that one over there, well I only used it once to cut a bully stick for my dog.
Hey, that one hasn't been used.....and neither has that one. What's this? Another one, only used to open a single Amazon package.

I blame all of you here for this. I never used to have knives that sat around unused, then I bought a cpk, then another, and another, then a reaper....then this knife and that one and.......now I have more than I actually use.

You sonsabitches.....dirty damn enablers.
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That is honestly the best knife story I've heard in a long time.

Except the calling us 'sonsabitches' part. That kinda stung.
 
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