Random Thought Thread

[Burke]

what a dumb limerick it doesnt even rhyme...

I mean good try... I guess

A man from the town of Dildo
Found a very large cock made of snow
He popped some in his Scotch
And a piece in his crotch
But alas it made nothing grow

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

 

[yoko]

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What did the dinosaur poop out????

 

[Fonedork]

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[tinfoil hat timmy]

What did the dinosaur poop out????

I dunno. what do dinosaurs on the moon eat?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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probably dad

 

[clinton1]

I dunno. what do dinosaurs on the moon eat?

Cheese, right? Isn't the answer cheese???

 

[Murphjd25]

This is all my dumbass apprentices mistake for making me take a warranty Saturday OT call because he’s a dumbass.

 

[Blues]

That's all you got?

 

[Murphjd25]

That's all you got?

Yeah…superglue works wonders. You should have seen it gushing blood when I did it. Of all places I was at a walk in clinic too The nice manager asked if I wanted them to look at it, I told her nah I got some glue in my work van.

 

[Murphjd25]

The Clash at the Coliseum got moved to tonight at 5PMPST. On FS1. Guess California is getting a Noah’s Ark rain storm starting tonight into Monday. Maybe it’ll wash that place out to the ocean finally.

 

[DocJekl]

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We're twins now - 3 days ago had to glue my thumb back together too; but it took 5 minutes of pressure to get it to slow down enough to think about pics or glue.

 

[Murphjd25]

We're twins now - 3 days ago had to glue my thumb back together too; but it took 5 minutes of pressure to get it to slow down enough to think about pics or glue.

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Mine was gushing for a good while. I was working in a walk in clinic too

 

[yoko]

Mine was gushing for a good while. I was working in a walk in clinic too

Did you yell "I have STDs" while you were bleeding outside of it ????


lol

 

[jlauffer]

Yeah…superglue works wonders. You should have seen it gushing blood when I did it. Of all places I was at a walk in clinic too The nice manager asked if I wanted them to look at it, I told her nah I got some glue in my work van.

Reminds me of my first job, as a field tech. I was at some med center, either doing a start up or repair on a VFD (was 30 years ago so don't remember exactly). Was brought up to the equipment room and left alone to do my thing. At some point I went to bend down to either get something out of my kit or put something away and Bang!...hit my head on a low hanging pipe. But of course I had to hit right where there was some sort of protrusion (valve or something) and as I was half bent over seeing stars, I also started seeing blood drips hitting the floor. Luckily one floor down was the ER and I made my way there and got stitched up. The guy that brought me up there showed up a bit later, and said he found me by following the blood trail.

 

[Murphjd25]

I think I’ve decided the right choice is to just buy a side by side and ask for forgiveness later.

I also got a new AR-15 tonight, only had one round fired in it. For $500. I love being sober.

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

I think I’ve decided the right choice is to just buy a side by side and ask for forgiveness later.

I also got a new AR-15 tonight, only had one round fired in it. For $500. I love being sober.

Congrats on being dry buddy

 

[Lorien]

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marijuana, probably.

 

[Blues]

 

[Lorien]