Random Thought Thread

I have a hard time believing that outside of a commie wet dream people would be forced to work extra hours for no pay.

oh wait salaried workers....
Tried that once….didn’t like it very much. At first, I thought, “Hey, this is pretty fn cool. I’m going to have my highest annual income ever !” Then reality set in. I started tracking actual time worked at the previous hourly wage and realized I was getting the big shaft w/ a capital B and a capital S !

Present time: I’ve worked most of the night and go back on shift in 2 1/2 hours. For the love of knives and a happy wife. 😜
 
High rise in the middle of nowhere, or is that cruise ship that effing huge? 🤣

This is a big boat.

My room is probably 40 ft above the water. I took that picture out my window. Jo and I woke up, looked out the window, and said wow look at that.

Alaska is really beautiful.
 
What happened to bug zappers???

When I was a kid in the early eighties my dad would plug one in and it was weirdly fun watching all the flies and mosquitos buzz around to their crispy ZAP doom. I've bought three different models now and they don't even draw them in anymore. And you don't even hear the satisfying ZAP noise.
 
Going to be a solid gallows, MC !

Neck stretchin' with EMCEE. Volunteers sought and appreciated. No great time commitment required.
Gentlemen, no help needed. I’m pretty damn sure my wife will figure out how to get it done. Hopefully I’ll be in Mooresville before she tightens the noose. 🤣🤣🤣
 
We have a running joke here whenever my daughter and my wife have something going on with glitter involved (which is often). I am constantly reminding them, "NO GLITTER ON DAD'S STUFF." They take great delight in breaking this household rule. I try to emphasize it with my best, putting-my-foot-down tone of voice.

So my kid made me a sign, complete with lace, sequins and glitter, to hang in my shop...

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