Random Thought Thread

I no longer trust Nathan. First, like a wizard, he creates a steel with unearthly properties. Now, he manages to post a Friday sale that stays open for an hour! What's next? Next thing we know he will be cruising around in an old Ford that looks like it just came off the assembly line. He's full of trickery and can not be trusted.
 
dtmbinb said:
I no longer trust Nathan. First, like a wizard, he creates a steel with unearthly properties. Now, he manages to post a Friday sale that stays open for an hour! What's next? Next thing we know he will be cruising around in an old Ford that looks like it just came off the assembly line. He's full of trickery and can not be trusted.
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Just don't presume his pronouns...
 
Awwwwwww snnnnnaaaaaaap

I know what day it is...... do you know what day it is???????


IT'S FRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!
(AIR HORNS AND BARKING DOGS)

Happy Friday everyone!!!!!!!!!!

I hope everyone had a great week, and if you didn't I hope it gets better quickly!!!!

There's a lot of negativity around everyone these days..... remember appreciate the little things in life text a friend, wish them happy Friday.... grab some spray paint or markers and invite Tanto to the nearest Walmart parking lot and draw peni on white trucks....

Grab your preferred adult beverage or maybe some of the devils lettuce and relax

We made it another week!!!!

GEONBAE!
 
oldmanwilly said:
Be mindful if a watery tart should hand a sword to you. "King Timmy" would be an interesting addition to global politics.
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"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!"
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!"
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Nathan the Machinist said:
Yes
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I'm feeling a little repressed...

Edit: Wait, what happens if some smoky mountain demon hands you a blade pulled from the crik behind the CPK compound? King of the crack house?
 
Nathan the Machinist said:
"Listen. Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony."

"You can’t expect to wield supreme executive power just ’cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!"

"I mean, if I went around saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they’d put me away!"
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That was friggin' poetic.
 
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