Random Thought Thread

[yoko]

I thought squat meat was quads and hams...

Can't forget the glutes ! Lol

 

[clinton1]

Alright…..I’m done internetting for today, I think…..

Googled “squat meat”:

 

[yoko]

Would it be a fair fight........


If you fight a guy without arms.... but he knows karate?

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Would it be a fair fight........


If you fight a guy without arms.... but he knows karate?

Does it matter? You’d have to lose or risk being “the dude who beat up a guy with no arms.”

 

[yoko]

Does it matter? You’d have to lose or risk being “the dude who beat up a guy with no arms.”

Or got your ass kicked by the guy with no arms lol

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Or got your ass kicked by the guy with no arms lol

Haha! Easier to live with that title.

 

[SharpBits]

Would it be a fair fight........


If you fight a guy without arms.... but he knows karate?

Just making sure you know that you are not supposed to fight your customers!

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

Just making sure you know that you are not supposed to fight your customers!

Wait. How did he drive the vehicle in?

 

[yoko]

Just making sure you know that you are not supposed to fight your customers!

Management purposely keeps me far away from customers , but I like to yell random things all day

I can't imagine what customers think hearing me yell "what the f@%$ TaterTitts "

Lol

 

[bluemax_1]

Wait. How did he drive the vehicle in?

You’ve never seen the vehicles modded for drivers with disabilities? Yes, there are vehicles that have been modified for drivers with no arms.

 

[Sharp & Fiery]

You’ve never seen the vehicles modded for drivers with disabilities? Yes, there are vehicles that have been modified for drivers with no arms.

I have seen them yes. But I thought my post was pretty funny till it was taken seriously.

 

[Blues]

Martial arts is a mental discipline.

No arms required.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

It would be kind of funny if somebody had prosthetic arms and you managed to disarm them

 

[Blues]

We've seized drugs from prosthetic legs.

(And they didn't have a leg to stand on in court, so they copped a plea.)

(True despite the silly humor.)

 

[beeinak]

Would it be a fair fight........


If you fight a guy without arms.... but he knows karate?

Savate

 

[trevitrace]

You’ve never seen the vehicles modded for drivers with disabilities? Yes, there are vehicles that have been modified for drivers with no arms.

Saw a guy pumping gas with his foot a couple weeks ago and had to do a double take. Then rolled out of the parking lot, reclined seat and foot on the steering wheel like 90's gangster style. It was impressive watching him operate without arms.

Then I wondered how dirty his feet are. I mean, peoples' hands are generally pretty filthy and if you're walking around in birks all day your feet would get pretty gross, too. His feet are doing both those things. Lol. I get pretty bored at work sometimes.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Would it be a fair fight........


If you fight a guy without arms.... but he knows karate?

It all depends on if he learned before or after he lost the arms

 

[bluemax_1]

Savate

Or taekwondo. Knew a couple taekwondo champs in HS who won matches (and street fights) with just their kicks (they weren’t disabled. They just didn’t get around to throwing a punch, or even using their hands to block).

In my early teens, I did see a guy with no arms (and another one who was blind) compete in karate kumite.

TBH, the only reason either one didn’t get eliminated in the first match, was because their opponents were confused and hesitant about what would be considered sporting, so neither one was willing to go all out, allowing those kids to score, and actually win their first couple matches.

I think the later opponents decided it was more embarrassing to lose against them, than to ‘beat a cripple’, because they realistically didn’t stand a chance against able bodied opponents (can’t really block hits/points with no arms = the opponent pretty much has the ability to score at will).

Kudos on their spirit, though.

 

[bluemax_1]

Saw a guy pumping gas with his foot a couple weeks ago and had to do a double take. Then rolled out of the parking lot, reclined seat and foot on the steering wheel like 90's gangster style. It was impressive watching him operate without arms.

Then I wondered how dirty his feet are. I mean, peoples' hands are generally pretty filthy and if you're walking around in birks all day your feet would get pretty gross, too. His feet are doing both those things. Lol. I get pretty bored at work sometimes.

10:1 that guy doesn’t get tummy aches after eating gas station subs/sushi