Random Thought Thread

Getting real tired of this chit called Murphys Law. Follows me everywhere. Last night wife went to ER because her left side of her face went numb. Tonight had to run the boy in because the neighbors dog bit him in the leg. Neighbors got one less dog now.
Holy crap dude! Hope your wife and son are ok!

See....told you.....penis jokes around this sausage fest
Getcho mind outta the gutter dude, I was just talking about a boning knife, not sure how that’s penis related. 🤔
 
Holy crap dude! Hope your wife and son are ok!
Wife’s doing better, it was supposedly a stress induced migraine and not a stroke. Idk if I buy it but that’s western medicine now. The boy is a damn trooper and strong as heck, so proud of him and sure made is dad proud and scared me at the same time. He told me on the way home he was glad it bit him and not his friends because he’s strong. Just some semi deep bite marks, got to keep an eye on it and some amoxicillin for a few days, he’s up to date on his tdap shots.
 
Wife’s doing better, it was supposedly a stress induced migraine and not a stroke. Idk if I buy it but that’s western medicine now. The boy is a damn trooper and strong as heck, so proud of him and sure made is dad proud and scared me at the same time. He told me on the way home he was glad it bit him and not his friends because he’s strong. Just some semi deep bite marks, got to keep an eye on it and some amoxicillin for a few days, he’s up to date on his tdap shots.
Good to hear. Hope your vacation goes well. Where y'all goin?
 
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