With all due, respect, boss, the two I am thinking of, were damaged, likely permanently, far beyond what any over the counter treatment could ever tackle. You weren't there, let me paint you an image of what may have been......
The one, sat in the truck bed, sucking down Yoko brew after Yoko brew, without ever getting up. Once he finally did, I could instantly see his soul leave his body. He then stumbled to the bank to go pee pee, took said pee pee, then proceeded to fall down said bank, into what I will assume, was said pee pee. Now, being the collection of CoCK bretheren that we had assembled at the time, of course we did absolutely nothing to help him, choosing instead to laugh and mock, all with the best of intentions mind you. He then proceeded to make failed attempt, after failed attempt to scale said bank, which ended in him rolling farther down into the bottom each time. Finally, he crawled, hands and knees, out of what surely must have felt like piss drenched hell, and made it back to us, where if memory serves, he did nothing from that point on but sit rocking, sucking his thumb while repeating to himself "I'm okay, I'm okay' I'm okay......"
Now the other one.......my god, what a glorious mess this beautiful, dumb bastard made of himself. He too, under estimated the sneaky of the Yoko brew, while also over estimating what was his competency as a power drinker. I believe, since there were so many tales of the glory of his former youth, that he simply got lost in the moment. Could just be he hasn't been out in about twenty years either, I don't really know. Now, couple that with the notion that the snacks provided at this impromptu get together were being provided by no other than everyone's favorite jackleg lawyer, and well, I think you can see where we were headed. The copious amounts of drool that came out of this man's mouth I can only say I have ever seen rivaled by a mastiff that tried to eat a yellowjacket nest. Couple that with the glassiest thousand yard stare once everything kicked in and started working or fighting against each other, again, I don't know, I'm no chemist, and you just knew, tomorrow was going to be one of the longest days in recorded history for this fella. Now, we likely should have made him puke all that up, or taken him to the ER, but we didn't. We aren't bad people, we were just really entertained. He's lucky he didnt run into the brothers Quantavious that night, or he surely would have woke up in a bath tub full of ice minus a kidney and probably still riding the wave of euphoria that can only be had after being rectally rearranged by a couple of crackheads.
Sorry, if that was a little long winded. To summarize........I don't think that shit will work.
