Random Thought Thread

[Boattale]

Why do Mexican people mash beans?

 

[Retired UPS Driver]

Why do Mexican people mash beans?

Refried beans are delicious

 

[Synov]

I used to be into refried beans but now I prefer charro beans. Beans should always be made with bacon.

 

[fnordmorph]

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It's a waistcoat! It's a tie! It's both!... wait... how did the alcoholic little b(&%ard put that thing on anyway?

 

[oldmanwilly]

Why do Mexican people mash beans?

Ever heard the old nursery rhyme:

"Bean porridge hot, bean porridge cold,
Bean porridge in the pot, nine days old."?

Folks used to make a big pot of frijoles and leave it on the stove until it was all et up. As long as you get it hot once a day, the frijoles will keep for a good, long while. Eventually, after a couple of days of being consistently re-heated (or perhaps, refried...?) and stirred up the frijoles break down into a smooth mash. Still perfectly delicious and unthinkable to waste good food.

People inevitably developed a taste for them and now cheat a bit by prematurely smashing them up in a pan. Most canned refritos are pretty bland, just a little salt and maybe a bit of bacon/pork fat. Easy enough to make your own, salted pork is a frijole's best friend.

 

[Hammer67]

It's a waistcoat! It's a tie! It's both!... wait... how did the alcoholic little b(&%ard put that thing on anyway?

A "cravest" perhaps?

Regardless,

1) I don't trust that little f$#&er, and

2) There is something really wrong about that right hand.

 

[Hammer67]

I'm 50 years old

I remember that Brooke Shields was really pretty but she's a little older than me. I wonder how she's doing.

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tinfoil hat timmy

Timmy? What am I looking at here bro?

I'm pretty sure that's a clean-shaven Steven Tyler.

 

[yoko]

Why do Mexican people mash beans?

Cause they become more delicious with cheese and hot salsa added to them?

 

[yoko]

It's a waistcoat! It's a tie! It's both!... wait... how did the alcoholic little b(&%ard put that thing on anyway?

I ask myself that every morning when I get dressed hahahaha

 

[yoko]

I'm pretty sure that's a clean-shaven Steven Tyler.

You just ruined a lot of lotion and kleenex used in my youth......


I must question a lot of things now.........


F@#%...... dude looks like a lady.....F$#%#

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I used to be into refried beans but now I prefer charro beans. Beans should always be made with bacon.

B B B B B B B B Beeeeeeeeeans

B B B B J B B B Baaaaaaaaaaacon

Checks out

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

.03968 to .03984 is a pretty tight tolerance.

It's less than my tolerance for people who don't think Die Hard is a Christmas movie

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

You just ruined a lot of lotion and kleenex used in my youth......


I must question a lot of things now.........


F@#%...... dude looks like a lady.....F$#%#

Stephen Tyler deserves none of your lotion or kleenex you animal

 

[SolarStorm50]

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

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Dude, is that Coon wearing a tie cumberbund?

 

[Hammer67]

Thanksgiving is behind us. It's officially December. And you know what that means...

#neverforget

 

[toker]

My current Christmas viewing list:

Elf
Long Kiss Goodnight
Die Hard
Violent Night
Christmas Vacation
Scrooged

I retired A Christmas Story to every few years. I'll also watch some version of A Christmas Carol if it's on.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I need to lear to check my spelling for frick sake.

It can turn into LOTS of personal information being shared...... and lots and lots of reading.

I dont.like treading.

It's.... its just mean to make someone read more than they want to.

Crepes

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I need to lear to check my spelling for frick sake.

It can turn into LOTS of personal information being shared...... and lots and lots of reading.

I dont.like treading.

It's.... its just mean to make someone read more than they want to.

Crepes

Eye sory

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

If its any constipation, my voice to text makes me look retarded sometimes