Random Thought Thread

[JearBeatus48]

I'm hoping this becomes an add on like schmoo!

His schmoo is amazing the more I use it the more I’m impressed by it.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

His schmoo is amazing the more I use it the more I’m impressed by it.

I'm glad that you are impressed by it. I honestly am too.

We won both Nationals and Worlds cutting championships this year. Men's and women's. Won the points too. We are literally the best in the world at what we do and I don't do a very good job of broadcasting that information. It isn't common knowledge and it really should be.

The diamond shmoo that I make is a significant component to these wins. We have the sharpest knives in the competitions, and that helps a lot.

Every knife we ship from here is sharpened on the same equipment and stropped on the same compound.

 

[yoko]

If my next CPK smells like beef jerky I’m gonna be in heaven!!!!!


#scentedbladesforthewin

Scratch and sniff CPK sounds like a fantastic bonus hahahahaha

 

[clinton1]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2005468583749669106

 

[JearBeatus48]

I'm glad that you are impressed by it. I honestly am too.

We won both Nationals and Worlds cutting championships this year. Men's and women's. Won the points too. We are literally the best in the world at what we do and I don't do a very good job of broadcasting that information. It isn't common knowledge and it really should be.

The diamond shmoo that I make is a significant component to these wins. We have the sharpest knives in the competitions, and that helps a lot.

Every knife we ship from here is sharpened on the same equipment and stropped on the same compound.

Explains why it works so incredibly well. I know I’m preaching to the choir and all but it fixes rolls so well. I wish I wouldn’t have bought a couple other compounds that I have. I use it all the time on my kitchen and pocket knives. It honestly beats a ceramic rod for general maintenance.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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My neighbor, the farmer, makes the most amazing beef. This is an eye of round roast, look at the marbling.


Making 3.6 lb of habanero jerky. In the tempering oven.

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#misappropriationofcorporateresources

#spelledtemptingwrong

 

[SolarStorm50]

 

[SolarStorm50]

This is how we do it Alberta

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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[Blues]

Nathan, will there be Shmoo cologne in 2026?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

You know, if I wasn't dumb, I'd be smart

 

[SolarStorm50]

if I wasn't dumb, I'd be smart

Since that is pretty smart, then your statement is false. Since you statement is now false, you must dumb, but since that is pretty smart....

My head hurts...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Since that is pretty smart, then your statement is false. Since you statement is now false, you must dumb, but since that is pretty smart....

My head hurts...

See what I mean?

 

[ferider]

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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Gary Larson is an example of a smart guy

 

[bluemax_1]

Gary Larson is an example of a smart guy

It still amuses the heck out of me, that the spikes on the tail of a Stegosaurus are now called the Thagomizer, all because of Gary, when paleontologists realized that no one had ever really named that part/feature (scientists failing to name something? Really?).

 

[toker]

If The Far Side was the only media available in the world, I would be OK with it. With a side order of Calvin & Hobbes.

 

[SolarStorm50]

I think my side would be

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Nathan, will there be Shmoo cologne in 2026?

Yes!

(It's actually just Hoppes #9)

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

If The Far Side was the only media available in the world, I would be OK with it. With a side order of Calvin & Hobbes.

We should hang out