Random Thought Thread

[Murphjd25]

Not sure…but I’M IN!

 

[toker]

I was making myself ramen again,and it was Buldak ×2 spiciness.I decided to poke the pack with a knife to open it, and I barely — like literally just a scratch — cut my finger.But that ×2 nuclear sauce got right into the cut…bro, this can officially be considered torture.

I was using a Ghost Pepper flake grinder outside and a gust of wind blew it right into my eyes. It was worse than getting pepper sprayed.

 

[Blues]

I was using a Ghost Pepper flake grinder outside and a gust of wind blew it right into my eyes. It was worse than getting pepper sprayed.

I think we'll need to verify that claim. I'm sure some of our members will step up and assist you in providing the evidence. Thank you for your service.

 

[Richard338]

I once had loose dry tobacco thrown in my eyes. I was displeased. Amazingly painful.

 

[Blues]

I once had loose dry tobacco thrown in my eyes. I was displeased. Amazingly painful.

Nope...not gonna do it...wouldn't be prudent...a thousand points of light.

 

[Moorik]

By the way, I heard somewhere that there's a small percentage of people who have immunity to pepper spray.Is there any guaranteed way to check this?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

https://twitter.com/x/status/2006047882223444394

I'm in.

Although it will make me more hungry in the long run....

 

[beeinak]

By the way, I heard somewhere that there's a small percentage of people who have immunity to pepper spray.Is there any guaranteed way to check this?

I know meth-heads can be resistant to it. My brother sprayed a suspect who was on Angel dust) who simply glared at him before rushing him.

 

[Blues]

I know meth-heads can be resistant to it. My brother sprayed a suspect who was on Angel dust) who simply glared at him before rushing him.

Angel dust...you never knew how people would react to that shit. From crazy highs to lows with lots of paranoia mixed in.

 

[stjones]

Have you ever been spayed sprayed. If no, YOU could be immune. Try a spritz and report back.

By the way, I heard somewhere that there's a small percentage of people who have immunity to pepper spray.Is there any guaranteed way to check this?

ETA - spellin’ and stuff

 

[Blues]

Have you ever been spayed? If no, you COULD be immune. Try a spritz and report back.

For the record, here in the States we don't equate getting spayed with being subjected to pepper spray. But I like the way you think.

I'm gonna drop it in the suggestion box.

 

[toker]

For the record, here in the States we don't equate getting spayed with being subjected to pepper spray.

Speaking of records, has anyone said the word "spayed" more than Bob Barker in his lifetime?

 

[Moorik]

Have you ever been spayed? If no, you COULD be immune. Try a spritz and report back.

I’m mostly used to getting pleasure out of life...!

 

[Murphjd25]

Little known fact, bob Barker was born in Darrington, WA right up the road from here.

But, yes, I believe he holds the “spayed” record.

 

[oldmanwilly]

By the way, I heard somewhere that there's a small percentage of people who have immunity to pepper spray.Is there any guaranteed way to check this?

I know for a fact that i am NOT immune, so there's a data point for you.

As for chiles, evidently washing vigorously with dish soap two or three times just isn't enough to remove all the capsaicin. Definitely a quick way to disrupt a romantic evening. On the upside, it helps you figure out who has a good sense of humor.

 

[Moorik]

I know for a fact that i am NOT immune, so there's a data point for you.

As for chiles, evidently washing vigorously with dish soap two or three times just isn't enough to remove all the capsaicin. Definitely a quick way to disrupt a romantic evening. On the upside, it helps you figure out who has a good sense of humor.

I'll literally remember this as advice.

There's a certain irony in this.

Only someone with the nickname "old man Willy" could give such advice.

The best thing about tips like this is that they're most likely based on real-life experience

Remember, son: never combine a romantic evening with cooking anything involving chili peppers.

 

[vkp78]

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Someone's living a double life

 

[Big DJ]

By the way, I heard somewhere that there's a small percentage of people who have immunity to pepper spray. Is there any guaranteed way to check this?

We have ground squirrels here that eat the hottest chile peppers like you would eat Iceberg lettuce.

 

[Non.Nisi.Te]

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Someone's living a double life

Yup, those are SwarthyGnome 's hairy toes

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Yup, those are SwarthyGnome 's hairy toes

Great

Now I have anxiety