Random Thought Thread

[carnifex knifeworks]

Man. If i had a superpower... I'd make it so no one can lie. Like ever.

That's gonna hurt some key industries...

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This would not only cripple businesses and governments, but it would also end many marriages.

I can see it now:

Wife: Notice anything different about me? I got a new haircut! Do you like it?

Husband: Not really.

Wife: Why not?

Husband: It makes you look like a kindergarten teacher from the 90's with a mild case of mental retardation....or maybe a lesbian lumberj-AHHHHHH! AHHHHHGGGGG! ahhhuuuuggghhh.....*gurgle*

BREAKING NEWS! Husband brutally stabbed to death due to inability to lie about wife's terrible haircut!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

This would not only cripple businesses and governments, but it would also end many marriages.

I can see it now:

Wife: Notice anything different about me? I got a new haircut! Do you like it?

Husband: Not really.

Wife: Why not?

Husband: It makes you look like a kindergarten teacher from the 90's with a mild case of mental retardation....or maybe a lesbian lumberj-AHHHHHH! AHHHHHGGGGG! ahhhuuuuggghhh.....*gurgle*

BREAKING NEWS! Husband brutally stabbed to death due to inability to lie about wife's terrible haircut!

 

[SolarStorm50]

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

If I only had a braaaaaiiiiiiinnnnn

 

[yoko]

A goal this year....

Make sure people know how much you appreciate them before it's too late to tell them

I appreciate all of you , this is my happy place and all of you are part of it

There's really so many awesome people here... try to meet as many in person as you can

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

A goal this year....

Make sure people know how much you appreciate them before it's too late to tell them

I appreciate all of you , this is my happy place and all of you are part of it

There's really so many awesome people here... try to meet as many in person as you can

 

[Blues]

Nathan + Jo = Jonathan (I guess it should read Jo + Nathan)

Either way, I'm not quite sure what to make of this math...but I'm pretty sure it can't be multiplication. I hope.

Does he know?

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Jack Nicholson kind of just showered up out of nowhere didn't he

 

[adluginb]

A goal this year....

Make sure people know how much you appreciate them before it's too late to tell them

I appreciate all of you , this is my happy place and all of you are part of it

There's really so many awesome people here... try to meet as many in person as you can

What you doing this weekend? Come on down and we’ll go dirt biking!

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

What you doing this weekend? Come on down and we’ll go dirt biking!

Travel freely while you still can fellas

 

[adluginb]

You too Timmy, come on down, the more dirt bikers the merrier.

 

[AR-Trvlr]

Things that keep you up at night....

Two pairs of tongs.