Random Thought Thread

I drove around and went for a walk in the forest.
I’m dirty as a pig because the snow is melting.
The car is even dirtier than me.
I couldn’t take it anymore and took it to the car wash.
I hope tomorrow there’ll be a filthy mix of rain and snow,
so it completely devalues the wash and the detailing.
🤗🤗🤗
 
You should get to be about 500 pounds and get an intricate scene around your belly depicting thousands of tiny detailed soldiers in different parts of America the moment WWIII ended. Then when you lose the weight, the tattoo will look like a big solid black field, but when you stretch your skin people can see the tiny scenes inside

Is everything okay at home?
 


I think there is a more current one but I was having trouble locating it.
Supposing that a bladeforums member and frequenter of CPK forums did something extraordinarily nice and also completely uncalled for for me, related to blades but not particularly to CPK; where on bladeforums would the best place to call them out for it?
Or as Blues said feedback
 
My air compressor has a password. Two actually.

The UPS has a password

The machine tools have passwords

I helped a buddy move a forklift and it sensed that it got jostled and went into an emergency stop mode and COULD NOT BE MOVED until I figured out the password.

My air compressor isn't working because it has a bad pressure transducer

The old one just had a pressure switch. You know, like with springs and stuff

The transducer allows it to see the exact pressure and then determine whether or not it wants to turn on or off based on that pressure. Which is great I guess. But it's really not doing anything useful with that information, it's not like it's a fuzzy logic controller and it's spooling up harder and slowing down as it approaches. It's just using it as an on off switch.

This, of course, now requires a circuit board and a PLC also.

This unnecessary component has the compressor stopped. Which has us running on a 5 horsepower Atlas copco which means we can only run half the machines right now.

I had the exact same problem with the oil pressure transducer on the generator.

It's like we are intentionally designing things to not work. In a way that costs more money. It serves no purpose, it really doesn't.

I had an air conditioner stop working because an internal USB drive failed. The drive wasn't even being used for anything, it was just there on a circuit board. It was there in case somebody wanted to make it a smart device that could be managed from your cell phone but we weren't using that functionality.

I had the monitor on one of these machine tools crap out and it cost five grand to replace it. It was serving a purpose that could have been done with a computer monitor or even a CRT but they had to get all fancy with it and there was no alternative but to replace it with a $5,000 unit. It doesn't actually serve any special purpose.

These are features that I do not want, and they're making it increasingly expensive to produce things in America
 
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Our gv503 has been down for 2 weeks now. We had a problem with the power and it tripped up a power supply that was providing juice to some rechargeable batteries that maintained certain system parameters. So a brownout bricked a 20,000 lb machining center. And that machining center, which is sharpening the fat bastards and cutting the blanks for the choppers, is feeding the other machines in the shop so we are literally down.

Because of a battery charger

The old machines, when the battery gets low it says "hey my batteries are low change my batteries". And you do it with the power on and it doesn't lose parameters. They're just D cell batteries.

This one had to get all fancy and have a integrated charger and lithium-ion batteries. That cannot be replaced. It's probably some part of some green initiative. Saving the planet, four D cell Energizer batteries at a time.

So I just spent $1,100 for a little battery box module and have to have a Mori tech come out and work on the machine for 2 days. I looked at his bill, it's 7 hours of labor at $220 an hour and 6 hours of travel time, at $180 an hour. There's also hotel and meals.

Because some design engineer wanted to get cute with the batteries.

I paid $200 to have the replacement unit next day aired from Texas and then it just sat here for days until the tech could come in and put it in. He was unavailable cuz he was doing training.

We've been down for 2 weeks

Because of a bunch of cute bullshit, and now the air compressor isn't working. I'm so mad.

None of this would have happened if the big double conversion power conditioning UPS would have been working. The ups that I installed weeks ago. That isn't working. I got it to help fix our power problems. But get this, it doesn't like the quality of our power and so it's not willing to use it. Isn't that cute? There's nothing actually wrong with the unit. It's just unhappy and doesn't want to work.
 
I wouldn’t be surprised if sooner or later it turns out that all these expensive micro-gadgets in machine tools and stuff are basically some kind of pharma-company or hospital-level conspiracy 😅

Seriously, some things — even considering all the complexity and high-tech involved — just shouldn’t cost that much, given how mass-produced they are and the fact that they’re not made in one-off pieces.
 
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