Random Thought Thread

[fnordmorph]

Florida must have known I was coming and shown mercy on me, as it was the coldest you guys have seen in a while. I was the retard in shorts and a t-shirt, while you all looked like Randy on the way to school in ‘A Christmas Story’.

So cold at home right now that Huck didn’t make it the length of the driveway before he was lifting a paw. He loves the cold, so this is saying something.

You have a white pelican named Huck? Saw white pelicans for the first time this week...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

I don’t believe so. Of course, others should be able to see all foreign material in your body. Like everything in your digestive track.

Thats the best superpower

 

[Jabrni]

Dick Hammer

Righteous name

 

[Blues]

Interesting first half...

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Righteous name

The guy who owned the company that I worked for when I got out of school was named Randy Cox

Which means sexually aroused penis

I don't know if he knows that


(Awesome fella, btw)

 

[Jabrni]

The guy who owned the company that I worked for when I got out of school was named Randy Cox

Which means sexually aroused penis

I don't know if he knows that

I guess he missed his calling.

 

[Fonedork]

The guy who owned the company that I worked for when I got out of school was named Randy Cox

Which means sexually aroused penis

I don't know if he knows that

You should have name tag work shirts that say “Randy Cocks” for the gathering

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

The guy who owned the company that I worked for when I got out of school was named Randy Cox

Which means sexually aroused penis

I don't know if he knows that

I bet his mom does

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I guess he missed his calling.

It would have been a really good porn name

I started to bring it up to him once but I stopped because I didn't want to be disrespectful.

 

[Lorien]

It would have been a really good porn name

I started to bring it up to him once but I stopped because I didn't want to be disrespectful.

You? Disrespectful?!

 

[yoko]

It would have been a really good porn name

I started to bring it up to him once but I stopped because I didn't want to be disrespectful.

You remember the Smothers brother's from the past?

One of the brothers named his son Dick......

He became a porn star

Didn't even need to make up a screen name lol

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

You remember the Smothers brother's from the past?

One of the brothers named his son Dick......

He became a porn star

Didn't even need to make up a screen name lol

That sounds like a girls name was it gay porn

 

[yoko]

That sounds like a girls name was it gay porn

Nope

 

[oldmanwilly]

I continue to be amazed at the breadth of creativity available due to (ab)use of certain substances. I thank whatever powders brought this into the world:

 

[SolarStorm50]

The internet when I was growing up. Download speed = 1 volume every 3 months...

anyone else remember picking your high school paper topics based on how far the encyclopedia collection had gotten? Never did do a paper where the subject started past M.

 

[toker]

This is Canada's Lululemon Olympic kit? That maple leaf thing is something...

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Woops

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

Stocks are gonna see red today i just loaded up

 

[ferider]

This is Canada's Lululemon Olympic kit? That maple leaf thing is something...

https://twitter.com/x/status/2020471551951253610

 

[Moorik]

Stocks are gonna see red today i just loaded up

The shark just entered the market.
No mercy, no fear.
Market eater.
The biggest fish.
Steps on heads.
Takes your money.