Random Thought Thread

[ferider]

"What happened to my face?"
"What happened to your face?"
"What happened to my wallet?"
"Who pissed my pants?"

Come to Mooresville North Carolina for the CPK October Outlaw cut for these and other important questions!

And go the scenic route along the Potomac to prepare your stomach !

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Have you ever peed in the woods before?

Have you ever peed in the woods because you had no better alternative before?

Did you get to make eye contact with Nate's startled new neighbor while shaking off in the woods before?

Come to the Cpk outlaw cut and learn something new about yourself!

And! Depending on how many times you shake it! Maybe catch a new felony!

 

[Moorik]

What's up with you guys here?I just got home.Sipping sugar-free Coca-Cola.Chilling after a workday.


Took the dog to the vet today, and everything went amazingly well — even though the paw issue was pretty damn serious. Pure extreme luck that it all turned out so easy, didn't even have to do anything major.


Yesterday I sharpened the Fat Bastard. Oh man... (just got the delivery the other day)


Gotta punch through a can of Coke Zero now.Or maybe not, haven't decided yet.

 

[Casinostocks]

Nathan as always, ever so elegantly poetic in communicating his message in a simply understandable way. Gawd, we luv this man!

 

[yoko]

Have you ever peed in the woods before?

Have you ever peed in the woods because you had no better alternative before?

Did you get to make eye contact with Nate's startled new neighbor while shaking off in the woods before?

Come to the Cpk outlaw cut and learn something new about yourself!

And! Depending on how many times you shake it! Maybe catch a new felony!

"How much is too much.......... oooh candy"

Find out at the 2026 outlaw cut lol

 

[toker]

Have you ever peed in the woods before?

Have you ever peed in the woods because you had no better alternative before?

Did you get to make eye contact with Nate's startled new neighbor while shaking off in the woods before?

Come to the Cpk outlaw cut and learn something new about yourself!

And! Depending on how many times you shake it! Maybe catch a new felony!

You forgot to mention the mountain of pizza.

 

[yoko]

You forgot to mention the mountain of pizza.

Pizza fort!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Introducing!

A LITERAL MOUNTAIN OF ACTUAL PIZZA!

 

[yoko]

Outlaw cut 2026...........


Where it's okay to ask "are you a good Asian.... or a bad one?"

 

[Blues]

Nathan as always, ever so elegantly poetic in communicating his message in a simply understandable way. Gawd, we luv this man!

Get a room!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Outlaw cut 2026...........


Where it's okay to ask "are you a good Asian.... or a bad one?"

Come to the CPK Outlaw cut where you can ask an ACTUAL ASIAN! "ARE YOU A GOOD ASIAN OR A BAD ASIAN"!

And they can explain to you the difference between the different Asians and which one you would want to cook for you! Which one you would want to marry! And which one you would want as a mistress! AND THEY'RE NOT THE SAME!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

THE ANSWERS ARE ACTUALLY RACIST!!!

 

[ferider]

Come to the CPK Outlaw cut where you will meet an Asian Beer Sommelier ?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Come to the CPK Outlaw cut where you will meet an Asian Beer Sommelier ?

Yes!

And an Indian person who you can ask uncomfortable questions such as: "wait, are you Asian? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!!!"

 

[Blues]

 

[Casinostocks]

Some of us learned as early as primary school geography lessons that Asia is the largest continent on earth, but who's bragging!

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Some of us learned as early as primary school geography lessons that Asia is the largest continent on earth, but who's bragging!

NOT ALL OF US WERE EDUCATED IN ENGLAND!

Come to the CPK Outlaw cut, where nobody was educated in England!!!

 

[Blues]

Blimey!

 

[oldmanwilly]

Do I have to waituntil October to ask yoko if this is accurate?

 

[jlauffer]

NOT ALL OF US WERE EDUCATED IN ENGLAND!

Come to the CPK Outlaw cut, where nobody was educated in England!!!

Does New England count?