Random Thought Thread

[Lorien]

the cat carries the cat
by the wee teeth in its mouth
to the litter box

 

[TRfromMT]

I've heard it said knifes
When laziness prevailed
in posts thinly veiled

 

[bluemax_1]

Here's a random thought... Seeing the word 'knifes' makes my earballs twitch. It's "knives", or "knife's" but not "knifes".

This public service announcement brought to you by you're grammar police.

I thought the same thing. Then I thought, maybe he's trying to rhyme with life. Then I realized it's a haiku. That's not a thing.

'Knifes' is acceptable when used as a verb. Eg. "As he knifes xxxx", used in the same manner as "shanks".

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Making teh knifes

 

[Casinostocks]

 

[amflud]

There’s no way I could take a selfie with that level of sensory input. That would send me into overload and probably cause me to piss my pants.

 

[Tricky Dickey]

Guys must be hitting the brew early today...

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

^ that made me about piss my pants

 

[TRfromMT]

^^^I was sitting in a meeting and was 'discreetly' checking in on this subforum when that photo came up. It was really embarrassing to be laughing out loud in front of several colleagues.

 

[bluemax_1]

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^ that made me about piss my pants

It's like Einstein preparing to Bowzer a hamburger.

 

[Fonedork]

It's like 8 years ago now that I got PRK eye surgery. Hands down the best money I have ever spent on anything ever.

 

[Casinostocks]

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Making teh knifes

Random observation for the somewhat younger folks:

That gizmo with buttons behind MG’s right shoulder is a scientific type calculator. Those used to be expensive as heck back in the days when we didn’t have these super neat and nifty smart personal devices! As to what that relic of the past is doing hanging up on MG’s tool shelf, who the frack knows!

 

[Matthew Gregory]

It adds and subtracts, because MG has decidedly dicey math skills.


Those dudes are HAWT.

 

[TommyGun56]

 

[Casinostocks]

It adds and subtracts, because MG has decidedly dicey math skills.


Those dudes are HAWT.

Go for it since you have it: work out sine, cosine, tangents... Geometry and Trigonometry is where super sexy knives start at

 

[SIx Magpies]

I remember at school (long ago) being told in math class we weren't allowed to use calculators because 'when you're older you won't have a calculator on you all the time will you!'.
Be nice to see that teacher and wave my phone at them

 

[TommyGun56]

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[woodysone]

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What’s happening on Friday?

 

[betzner]

Well, Martin, it's NATIONAL PRETZEL DAY!

 

[woodysone]

Well, Martin, it's NATIONAL PRETZEL DAY!

Does that come with a Beer?