Random Thought Thread

[yoko]

Happy belated birthday to an awesome mfer and friend SwarthyGnome !!!!!!!

 

[Richard338]

I guess Tiger is never going to learn his lesson. Just crashed his car again and arrested for DUI. His golf career is over now, so much for coming back for the Masters next weekend.

I saw him in a TV commercial last week and my first thought from his face was that he's not living clean. Not surprised by this.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

CPK folks don’t get offended.

We have very few rules here but that is one of them

 

[Moorik]

I’m offended.
Why didn’t you consider that I like potatoes when you were talking about hot dogs?

 

[Synov]

 

[Moorik]

 

[Moorik]

My favorite joke is like this: you take someone’s text, pick a couple of words, and it becomes absurd and funny at the same time. Seriously, try it — it’s super fun.

gayest thing

If you take anything out of context from my phrases or what I’ve written, I’m most likely at risk of a life sentence.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

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Rice


Boom roasted

 

[Blues]

We have very few rules here but that is one of them

I can't wait to learn the others...

 

[Moorik]

It seems like it’s something about not talking about Fight Club, I think.

 

[tinfoil hat timmy]

It seems like it’s something about not talking about Fight Club, I think.

Id talk about it

But it doesn't exist. You know?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

I can't wait to learn the others...

Wut?

You don't know the rules?

Well, I sure as hell don't know the rules. I thought you knew the rules!

Does anybody know the rules?

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Rule number one: no drama

Rule number two: don't talk to Timmy about flat Earth stuff

... That's all I can think of?

 

[Blues]

Rule number one: no drama

Rule number two: don't talk to Timmy about flat Earth stuff

... That's all I can think of?

Don't accept gummies from anyone

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Oh yeah! PG-13 language.

Unless you've got a good reason or it's funny.

 

[Nathan the Machinist]

Don't accept gummies

That is at least a very strong recommendation

 

[SharpBits]

Rule number one: no drama

Rule number two: don't talk to Timmy about flat Earth stuff

... That's all I can think of?

I remember you saying you preferred that people keep it PG13 around here. Maybe I’m misremembering?

 

[SharpBits]

Whoops, posting at the same time got me again.

 

[Blues]

Don't insult anyone's family members (except for Tanto or Rasmus, and then, be very, very careful)

 

[bluemax_1]

I guess Tiger is never going to learn his lesson. Just crashed his car again and arrested for DUI. His golf career is over now, so much for coming back for the Masters next weekend.

I’ve never gotten into golf (beyond Putt Putt ).

I remember a college buddy who was a big golf nut yammering on and on about it. “Tiger Woods”, “Big Bertha”…

“Wait… you’re still talking about golf, right? WTF is up with those names?”.

“It’s a driver”.

“There’s a golf club called a Big Bertha?”

“Yes”

“Who TF came up with that name for a golf club?”

“And ‘woods’ are also drivers, right? Tiger Woods sounds like some cheesy Chinese brand”.

“No, that’s the name of a famous player”.