Random Thought Thread

I just started having fun, but now I need to sleep…


If you could disable one of your needs, which one would you disable? Like, without any consequences.


I would disable the need for sleep.


And another question. What would you choose? To scream when you poop or to poop when you scream?


The question is completely serious, without your jokes and all that.

1: If I could disable any one of my needs, it would be the need to breathe. Can you imagine, not needing to breathe? That would be so awesome. You could swim as deep as you want, you could sleep soundly in the same room as with Jo's giant fartsicle, Freckles. You wouldn't have to die horribly, from pulmonary edema, due to bad life choices. Not needing to breathe would be awesome.

2: you don't scream when you poop? You need more red meat in your diet.

3: as a man, as you get older, your body starts to accumulate excessive iron in your blood which can thicken your blood and overwork your heart. Unlike women, we do not have a monthly menstruation cycle that helps reduce this accumulated hemoglobin. This gets back around to point number 2. It should look like someone sacrificed a chicken or something. Otherwise, you need to try harder. Maybe add some fried cheese to your diet.
 
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