Random Thought Thread

I was just at the gym, and noticed a lot of ladies wearing very tight, form fitting outfits.

My mind began to drift and I was thinking it would be fun to get my own super tight shorts that fit my ā€œformā€ just right…. I spent a little while designing the ā€œpouchā€ portion in my mind, (think of a pair of spandex shorts with a ā€œgloveā€ like extension sewed on that perfectly cradled all the parts of my manliness) and then a bit longer laughing in my head about how outraged the ladies at the gym would be if men wore similarly form fitting outfits.

Maybe making these mantights would be a good business?
It's your fault if this triggers posts from Timmy.
 
If you could only have one type of beer from here on out, no other option exists, what would you want it to be?

Variety is the spice of life, and I'd hate to not have options. I dislike pumpkin beers, but even you wierdos that like it, would you be ok with it being the only beer you ever drank? My favorites are prolly some aged porters or stouts, but I sure wouldnt want to only have them as an option.

My choice would be guinness I can enjoy a guiness any time, any where. Hot weather, cold weather, any meal. As delicious as guinness is, thankfully it aint the only one.

I'm with you, I'd have to say Guinness.
 
I was just at the gym, and noticed a lot of ladies wearing very tight, form fitting outfits.

My mind began to drift and I was thinking it would be fun to get my own super tight shorts that fit my ā€œformā€ just right…. I spent a little while designing the ā€œpouchā€ portion in my mind, (think of a pair of spandex shorts with a ā€œgloveā€ like extension sewed on that perfectly cradled all the parts of my manliness) and then a bit longer laughing in my head about how outraged the ladies at the gym would be if men wore similarly form fitting outfits.

Maybe making these mantights would be a good business?
Yeah the double standard is pretty unfair if you ask me
 
Maybe making these mantights would be a good business?

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You know, my daily routine is usually pretty simple.

I wake up, have some oatmeal with berries and milk.

Then I drive around for work, which takes about an hour.

I meet up with people who don’t even annoy me, can you believe it?

I grab two iced Americanos and drink them on the way.

And I finish one of them just a couple of minutes before my workout.

I like it.

My body is probably so clean at this point that caffeine hits me extremely hard.
 
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