Random Thought Thread

Which is the best version of this wholesome children's lullaby? I've only known #5 until today.

1. Nelly in the garden sifting cinders
Cocked up her leg and pissed like a man;
The force of the steam broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.

2. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Cocked up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.

3. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clinkers on her arse went bang titty titty bang.

4. Oh, Mary in the garden, pickin' up cinders,
She lifted up her leg, and she fairted like a man.
The wind from her bum broke sixteen winders,
and the jaws o her arse went bang, bang, bang!

5. Sally in the garden, sifting cinders
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man
The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders
The cheeks of her ass went (clap clap clap)
 
Any of you folks ever heard this song?





Moderated: it's a trap! don't listen to it, it will get stuck in your head and you will go insane

Knife production for 2020 will be put on hold while I convalesce...
 
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woodysone said:
The warm weather agrees with you then? :eek::)
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Martin, it's best to answer you here because otherwise I'd be hijacking and derailing the folder thread ;)

I can handle cold; I don't like it too cold but as long as it is not the wet and soggy kinda cold, I can handle it if I had to. I just don't like rainy cold, the kinda rain which feels like tiny ice-picks hitting the side of your face when you're out and about. I abhorred that kinda wet & cold when I lived in England & Scotland. When it was slosh and sleet but not quite snow, I just hated, Hated, HATED it!
 
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