Fonedork
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Which is the best version of this wholesome children's lullaby? I've only known #5 until today.
1. Nelly in the garden sifting cinders
Cocked up her leg and pissed like a man;
The force of the steam broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.
2. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Cocked up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.
3. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clinkers on her arse went bang titty titty bang.
4. Oh, Mary in the garden, pickin' up cinders,
She lifted up her leg, and she fairted like a man.
The wind from her bum broke sixteen winders,
and the jaws o her arse went bang, bang, bang!
5. Sally in the garden, sifting cinders
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man
The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders
The cheeks of her ass went (clap clap clap)
1. Nelly in the garden sifting cinders
Cocked up her leg and pissed like a man;
The force of the steam broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.
2. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Cocked up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clappers of her arse went bang bang bang.
3. Mary in the garden, sifting cinders,
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man,
The force of the blast broke fifteen winders
And the clinkers on her arse went bang titty titty bang.
4. Oh, Mary in the garden, pickin' up cinders,
She lifted up her leg, and she fairted like a man.
The wind from her bum broke sixteen winders,
and the jaws o her arse went bang, bang, bang!
5. Sally in the garden, sifting cinders
Lifted up her leg and farted like a man
The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders
The cheeks of her ass went (clap clap clap)